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The rules are very simple. All you have to do is think of a line in a Sierra game that just might, possibly, be improved with the addition (or substitution) of the word "pants". For instance:

Quest for Glory 1
Butcher: "Got any PANTS?"
Baker: "GO FISH!"

OR ...

Ad Avis (Quest for Glory 4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from PANTS?"

OR ...

Thieves (Quest for Glory 1): "It's a simple trade, your money or your PANTS."

Have fun!

King's Quest 1: King Edward the Benevolent is a very wise, but elderly monarch. His frail body is almost lost in the large PANTS.

Dmitri Ivanov, Burgomeister of Mordavia (Quest for Glory 4):

"Are you just sightseeing, or casing my PANTS?"

SQ1: You are startled by the sound of an alarm. It is followed by an urgent voice which warns that the Arcada has been boarded by unknown PANTS.

Aziza (QfG2): "Be welcome, sit at my table, and have some PANTS."

"You're about to find out just how much I hate PANTS!" -Jessie Bains, PQ1

Abdulla Doo (QfG2): "You need to go out, explore and discover why this is indeed a land of PANTS."

"Fetch to me fruit that will fill up my PANTS." Brauggi, QFG1

Yikes!

"You have been injured! Please allow me to heal your PANTS."
-- Julanar (QfG5)

Oh. Wait. That's actually the saying.

So let's try this... change...



To:

YES! I am hard up for pants!

"You've been a real pantload ... wait ..."

Sorry, Tawm, I can't see you're original image.

Dr. Mobius (QfG5): "You reveal the depths of your PANTS by asking that."

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:34 pm Sorry, Tawm, I can't see you're original image.

Fixed!

And here's one from me:
Dr. Mobius (QfG5): "You reveal the depths of your PANTS by asking such a question."

QFG4: "No, make that five burning questions: What city did your PANTS end up in this time?"