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Think of several random letters that the next person has to turn into an acronym. For example, ADGH could be "A Darn Good Heart."

I’ll start us off:
FPOL

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:42 am Think of several random letters that the next person has to turn into an acronym. For example, ADGH could be "A Darn Good Heart."

I’ll start us off:
FPOL

Funny People of London.

Everyone loves that British humor.

OMD

Oh My Dawg!

Everyone loves their dawg. And speaking of British humour:

BOTTOM

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:46 pm BOTTOM

Beauty of the topless organized march.

Men and women sure do love these protesters!

COOP.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:59 pm COOP.

Creating Optimal Outsourcing Potential

Something’s got to help those overseas call centres become more efficient!

IFHR

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:11 pm IFHR

International Friendship of Human Resources.

Listen, with the internet forging new friendships across the world - you can contact your friendly IFHR Representative - to make sure things you say or send to your international friends are not offensive to their culture. We're here to make sure you don't %&*! up.

SHP.

(Can you go for it and avoid two obvious ones?)

Tawmis wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:34 pm

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:11 pm IFHR

International Friendship of Human Resources.

Listen, with the internet forging new friendships across the world - you can contact your friendly IFHR Representative - to make sure things you say or send to your international friends are not offensive to their culture. We're here to make sure you don't %&*! up.

SHP.

(Can you go for it and avoid two obvious ones?)

Smug Hipster Palace

A new chain hospitality venue aimed at insufferable hipsters, with the intention of getting them off the streets so as not to bother grumpy boomers and eye-rolling Gen-Z’rs.

FART

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:09 am FART

Friends Against Repeatedly Tooting.

We've all got them. Those friends that can just chain fart all day and clear a room. We hear you. We hear it. We smell it. We stand against it.

PEE.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:20 am PEE.

Preventing Excessive Envelopes

It’s time to stop junk mail for good!

VERMIN

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:20 am VERMIN

VERY ENERGETIC ROYAL MEN IN NYLONS.

Listen - they don't want to be judged for their enjoyment of wearing nylons! Team VERMIN stands for those that enjoy the silky feel!

TOY.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:14 am TOY.

Tons of Yokels

Country bumpkins of the world unite!

ZPOX

Zebra Pee Of Xenon!

One of Roger Wilco's discoveries, and his most treasured possession. Still fresh! He doesn't know why no-one else wants to smell it.

SHEEP

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:43 pm SHEEP

Sexually Heterosexual Experimental Enticed People.

Listen. You tell your friends you're heterosexual. You're a man's man it. And you mean. You're a MAN's man. So you come - heh - to this club to be just that! A man's man! But no one else needs to know! This is all a part of Team CLOSET.

CLOSET.

Camera-Lever-Operated Set of Experimental Trousers!

This one comes from the heyday of the travelling circus. At the time, cameras -- tripods, that cloak thing to hide your face, the whole shebang -- were just coming in. By using a simple piece of clear and invisible string attached to one of the levers on the camera, the clown taking the photo could raise or lower the trousers of the clown being photographed.

Oh how the audiences laughed and laughed. They roared their ribs out. They slapped their knees and busted a gut laughing. Dear oh dear. How relentlessly amusing it was to see a man lose his dignity (and trousers) in public.

It was clearly a place where a *actual* closet might have come in handy. It might have, but it wasn't there ... so. Too bad, so sad.

CLOWN.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:45 am CLOWN.

Camera-Lever-Operated-Women's-Nylons.

It's soft. It's silky. Watch as women put on nylons without getting a run in them! And then go out and run in them!
From the Makers of CLOSET.

HELP.