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Professor Plum heard the words "ice cream" echo through the halls and booked it back to the kitchen.

Ballroom
Billiard Room
Conservatory
Dining Room
Hall
Kitchen
Library
Lounge
Study

I'm still in the dining room, unable to leave. I want to leave, but I just can't. I start teaching myself to shuffle cards.

...think it's someone in their Halloween costume, and drop my guard long enough for zombie Hitler to eat my brains.

If I could go on an adventure with any famous sci-fi crew, the ship I would fly on would be...

Mr. Dinosaur

Miss Peacock finished a 1000-piece puzzle in one hour and quietly wondered if this counts as a superpower.

...grade two, so I'm past most of the growing pains and developed enough to use my future knowledge to conquer the school yard and eventually... the world! If I could dedicate a holiday to a movie, aware that this holiday would explode into Christmas levels of over-commercialized yearly chaos, the m...

Ballroom
Billiard Room
Conservatory
Dining Room
Hall
Kitchen
Library
Lounge
Study

I go to the dining room and pretend that the fire in the lounge isn't happening. It turns out manatees are not good at putting out fires.

...get in shape, find a sponsor, buy some new running threads, load up my ultimate playlist, and then run into active traffic because I don't know how to get streets closed off for events like this.

If I could combine two household appliances into one, I would want...

Leon Kennedy

Candlestick
Rope
Wrench
Knife
Lead Pipe

I would use the wrench to hold a candle! (just not very well!)

Mrs. White was caught by surprise when a stray bullet bounced off the soup pan on the stove. The knife she was polishing slipped from her grasp and she accidentally flung it out the door.

I went to the library to find a book about putting out fires. Lounge-based fires, to be specific. It's kind of an emergency.

Gyro Gearloose

Mrs. Scarlett suddenly began to crave mayonnaise. She took a brief pause from seducing Mr. Boddy to visit the kitchen, only to find the last of the mayo was now in Col. Mustard's sandwich.

...keep it mostly the same, but I'd add a rule that all conflict has to be settled with dance-offs.

If I had to ride any kind of animal to work every day, I would pick...