My mistake was to buy popcorn (which was $9??) and to ask for salt - so they put something they call "butter salt" on it. I said "No butter please" and they said "We can't do no butter, we can do butter AND salt or no salt at all". Talk about fattening the calf for the slaughter! Sheesh. Besides, "We can't do salt"? What, the cinema can't just buy some El Cheapo bags of salt from the supermarket, put the salt in a few glass containers from a Dollar Store, and just get the counter staff to sprinkle some salt on the popcorn? Or am I a genius for thinking of that?
But at least I got to bring my chocolates into the cinema, and at least the audience was well-behaved and watched the movie in appreciative silence. If there is a deity of good theatre behaviour: thanks, mate! I owe you a Coke.
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Anyway, sorry for ranting. I feel better now.