Quest for Glory - and pants! *G*

[Rath Darkblade]

Top 20 Quest for Glory Lines that might be Improved by the Addition of the Word "Pants"

20. Marrak (QG5): "Welcome. May I entice you with some tasty PANTS?"

19. Bonehead (QG4): "Go back, or face thy PANTS."

18. Baba Yaga, cursing in QG4: "Hut which slants / Glue his PANTS!"

17. Butcher (QG1): "Got any PANTS?"
Baker: "GO FISH!"

16. Salim (QG5): "Oh, Julanar, look! It's that PANTS person I told you about!"

15. Aziza (QG2): "Be welcome, sit at my table, and have some PANTS."

14. Dmitri Ivanov, Burgomeister (QG4): "Are you just sightseeing, or casing my PANTS?"

13. Igor (QG4): "Bad PANTS. Very bad PANTS."

12. Ad Avis (QG4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from PANTS?"

11. Rakeesh (QG5): "Show PANTS where you can, and take care to stay alive."

10. Elsa (QG5): "You look as if you could use a little PANTS."

9. Dmitri Ivanov (QG4): "PANTS! How did PANTS get here? Why are PANTS here?"

8. Ferrari (QG5): "It is always good to meet old PANTS in new places, is it not?"

7. Julanar (QG5): "You have been injured! Please allow me to heal your PANTS."

6. Sneak's Compatriot (QG1): "It's a simple trade, your money or your PANTS."

5. Arestes (QG5): "It's under the PANTS to the west. Watch for PANTS!"

4. Dr. Mobius (QG5): "You reveal the depths of your PANTS by asking that."

3. Toro (QG5): "Good see hero PANTS."

2. Sam (QG5): "Hi. How's it going? Make any more PANTS to save?"

And The Number 1 QfG Line That Might Be Improved By The Addition Of The Word "Pants"...

1. Marrak (QG5): "May you find all you seek, even as you found my Sarra's PANTS."

[stuntology]

Top 20 Quest for Glory Lines that might be Improved by the Addition of the Word "Pants"

17. Butcher (QG1): "Got any PANTS?"
Baker: "GO FISH!"

That would make their game much more interesting!

[Datadog]

I want to click the "like" button, but there isn't one.

Also:
So You Want to Pants a Hero?
Trial by Pants
Pants of War
Pants of Darkness
Dragonpants

[Collector]

So You Want to Pants a Hero?

You have to be careful that the hero does not go commando.

[BBP]

So You Want to Pants a Hero?

You have to be careful that the hero does not go commando.

Of course I'd buy a game where that does happen.