Sigh. I verified the game cache, and it told me that one file was faulty and had to be reacquired; I then re-verified, and everything was (apparently) fine. But when I tried running the game, the same thing happened.
I'm running it via Steam, using my desktop tower.
Too bad I don't run Linux, or the link to the Linux solution would've given me the solution!
Tawm, the links mention that some of these people get a setup screen of some kind, or hear music. I get neither - I just get a black screen, and that's it!
I also found
this (another steam link), but the link to report the issue has been removed. How... helpful.
So far, I'm not impressed. I forked over $20 for this game, and now I'm stuck with nothing.
Does Al know anything about this, perchance?