[2018 - Locked] You're in a room - tell us why!

[*Col_Mustard]

I go to the Conservatory and smell the roses.

[*Sasquatch]

I'm in the Kitchen with Mustard because he probably needs to eat something.

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[*Buttercup]

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I'm still in the dining room, unable to leave. I want to leave, but I just can't. I start teaching myself to shuffle cards.

[*Col_Mustard]

I am in the Hall, because I heard the door bell ring. I open the door and ... *ta-da!* It's this girl!



She does a little dance and announces: "I! Am! Your singing telegram!"

[*Russian Bot]

I am in the ballroom, trying to start a conga line.

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[*The Butler]

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I go to the Study to study the papers on my social studies, while being anti-social.

[*Russian Bot]

I go to the conservatory, finally understanding what one is, and admire the flowers.

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[*Col_Mustard]

I go to the ballroom because I hear Russian Bot trying to conga. But when I get there he's disappeared. Poo.

[*The Butler]

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I go to the kitchen to get a knife...

[*Col_Mustard]

I go to the dining room, which is chilly, so I light the fire. (I also wonder why The Butler is getting a knife. Should I be watching my own back in a paranoid fashion?)

[*Russian Bot]

I go to the billiard room and practice my bank shots.


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[*Col_Mustard]

I go to the library and look up a book called "How To Serve Man".

I blow the dust off the cover, and find the title is "How To Serve Man Dinner."

Then I blow more dust off the cover, and find the title is "How To Serve Man For Dinner."

Then I blow even more dust off the cover, and find the title is "How To Serve Man Forty Dinners."

[*Russian Bot]

Now that Halloween is over, I go to the lounge and pour myself a nice single malt scotch, neat.

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