[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

[*The Butler]

Now you've gone and upset the cook is an easy game...

Essentially you post a type of food, and then the next person replies about how that food was ruined (by something that is local to them, or somehow related to their real persona)...

So for example if someone posted:

Soup.

I would say: My soup was ruined by sand.

(Because I live in San Diego, and there's a beach close by).

And then I would offer the next food item.

So I will start this:

Ice cream.


These will give clues to the MASQ's location (although I recommend being obscure, but you must be truthful), as to not immediately give it away.

[* Interrobang]

My ice cream spilled on my pants when I drove through a pothole.

Potato chips

[* Roland M. Tee]

My potato chips fell on the patio and were devoured by skinks.

Fondue.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My fondue was spoiled when I punched it with my fists! I do not like fondue.

Pizza.

[* Roland M. Tee]

The pizza was cold because heavy traffic delayed the deliveryman.

Fried Rice.

[*The Butler]

My fried rice was ruined by one of them moving...


Candy Bar.

[* Interrobang]

My Candy bar was stolen and replaced with Necco wafers.

Oysters

[* Roland M. Tee]

I threw the oysters out because it wasn't a month with an R in it.

Iced Lolly.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My Iced Lolly Melted.

Apple

[* Interrobang]

My apple was a honeycrisp and out of season for picking.

Tofu

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My tofu turned out to be fried lice.

Strawberries (yum)

[* Roland M. Tee]

My strawberries were eaten by my dog.

Boiled Mutton

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My boiled mutton was boiled for too long and spoiled.

Mandarins

[*The Butler]

My Mandarins were ruined because I thought it was a Star Wars thing. (Mandalin)

Coke Zero.

[* Interrobang]

My Coke Zero ran out of CO2 and went flat.

Chicken Tikka Masala