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[Tawmis]

[UNIT OF TIME] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
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[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[notbobsmith]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] -
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[Tawmis]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[notbobsmith]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[Tawmis]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] -
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[notbobsmith]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[Tawmis]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[notbobsmith]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] - 'SUP
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] - SALIVATE
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[Tawmis]

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] - 'SUP
[ADVERB] - GENTLY
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] - MAKING THRUSTING MOTIONS WITH THEIR HIP
[VERB] - SALIVATE
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)


And that's all of them.

[Rath Darkblade]

SPACE QUEST XII: SO DAMN TIRED

One day, an alarm sounded on the space station. Roger Wilco woke up after a nap in the broom cupboard. "Not again!" He thought. "Honestly, you can't sleep for 30 or 40 DECADES without being woken up."

He stretched, yawned, and CRIED. "I better go see what they want," he thought.

But when he left the broom cupboard, people were CLEANING and running, and QUICKLY getting in his way. One of them yelled "Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" which sounded bad. "What's the matter?" Roger FLATTENED.

"I have a RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP-ache!" The man COOKED.

Another man was running around in RHOMBUSES (or is it "rhombi"? -Ed.), repeating "Panic, panic, panic, panic..." until Roger slapped him. Then he said "Thank you, PLUS-SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE man. I don't know what got into me."

The computer screen was blank until Roger thumped it into life. On it, a face from the past said: "'SUP, earthlings. Remember me?" It paused to mwa-ha-ha a little. "I am building a new Astro Chicken restaurant in your quadrant, and sadly, your GENTLY inadequate space vehicle is due for demolition. Do not be alarmed; TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE has already been MADE THRUSTING MOTIONS WITH THEIR HIP to your ship, and the process will take approximately one of your earth minutes. Thank you." The screen went blank.

Roger clenched his fists. "Bloody Sludge Vohaul again!" he SALIVATED. He thumped the screen, which flickered into life. "Yes? Ah, Mr Wilco. What an unexpected soon-to-become pleasure. Is there anything I can JOG for you before you become space debris?"

"I don't want to become space debris!" Roger shouted. "WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN you, Vohaul!"

Vohaul's mouth creased into a tight smile. "Did I say you had a choice?"

A polite female voice said: "Detonation in 10 seconds. Ten ... nine ... eight ..."

"I will return and FLAY my revenge!"

Sludge Vohaul sighed. Or perhaps it was a valve in his protective space suit. "That's my line, Mr Wilco. Don't wear it out."

"Five ... four ... three ..."

"TA-TA, Mr Wilco." The screen went black. The world went white.

"Oh well," thought the consciousness of Roger Wilco. "At least I won't have to put up with him anymore!"

THE END

Well ... after a promising start, that made no sense at all. Who's next?

[notbobsmith]

GABRIEL KNIGHT: CURSE OF THE WERECHEETAH, PART 3

Gabriel was [ADJECTIVE]! He had heard of Laura Bow, the [ADJECTIVE] reporter. “Ms. Bow. I’m honored. What brings you to the middle of this [ADJECTIVE] swamp?”
“Looking for the same thing you are, I suspect,” she said [ADVERB]. “I also know about the werecheetah and I know how to defeat it. The cheetah’s curse is held inside a [NOUN]. You must find it and destroy it. Its lair is not far from here, but I am too old to be of any help.”
Gabriel followed Laura’s directions deeper into the swamp and came across an old, [ADJECTIVE] shack. Gabriel [ADVERB] entered the shack. Animal bones were strewn all around. Gabriel nearly [VERB] from the overpowering stench. At the end of the room was an altar with the object he was looking for. Just then the werecheetah entered the shack. “[EXCLAMATION]!” the creature snarled. Gabriel took out his talisman which glowed [COLOR] and repelled the creature. He then touched the talisman to the [NOUN FROM BEFORE] destroying it.
The werecheetah reverted into a man. “[EXCLAMATION]!” he said [ADVERB]. “You and me both, pal,” replied Gabriel. The man told Gabriel that he found the [NOUN FROM BEFORE] some months before and became cursed when he read the incantation: [INCANTATION]. “Well, it’s all over now. Let’s just hope there’s no such thing as a were[ANIMAL].”
THE END

[notbobsmith]

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB
EXCLAMATION
COLOR
EXCLAMATION
ADVERB
INCANTATION
ANIMAL

[Tawmis]

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB
EXCLAMATION
COLOR
EXCLAMATION - YOU'RE A CHEETAH! I MEAN, CHEATER!
ADVERB
INCANTATION
ANIMAL - CHEETAH

[Rath Darkblade]

ADJECTIVE - ECSTATIC
ADJECTIVE - INFAMOUS
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB
EXCLAMATION
COLOR
EXCLAMATION - YOU'RE A CHEETAH! I MEAN, CHEATER!
ADVERB
INCANTATION
ANIMAL - CHEETAH

[Tawmis]

ADJECTIVE - ECSTATIC
ADJECTIVE - INFAMOUS
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB
EXCLAMATION - ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!
COLOR - ORANGE
EXCLAMATION - YOU'RE A CHEETAH! I MEAN, CHEATER!
ADVERB
INCANTATION
ANIMAL - CHEETAH