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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:01 am Leisure Suit Larry LX: What's Your Sign, Toots? Starring the newest member of the family, Larry Lozenge. If you thought Larry Lovage was bad ...
The entire game constitutes of Larry Lozenge, a high-school freshman, asking girls out in the most ridiculous ways and being slapped in the face, kicked in the crotch, and ignored. Sigh ... a real chip of the ol' block.

So... a documentary about me?

Laura Bow X: Laura Meets Hercule Poirot. Together, the overcome the legal obstacles from the Christie estate for the use of Poirot's name and image. Yeaaaahh ... never gonna happen.

King's Quest: MASQ of Eternity - Hey! They made a collection of all the forum games we had here!

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:29 pm King's Quest: MASQ of Eternity - Hey! They made a collection of all the forum games we had here!

I can't believe you used my pun! Brilliant!

I love it.

Leisurely Quest for Glorious Space Police: Who's the Hero Here, Anyway? ALL the heroes from the games with the word "Quest" in the title get together and start fighting over who the hero should be and what the quest should be.

It is up to you to reconcile them, brave adventurer - otherwise, While they're distracted, all the villains will mwah-ha-ha all the way to the bank.

Space Quest: Roger Wilco: Long after retiring from being a janitor, circumstances thrust Roger back into action! A mystery involving the remains of deceased SCS DeepShip 86 android crew member Circuit Sydney lead Roger through a plot that ultimately rips off the plot of Mass Effect! The return of fan favorite characters like Stellar Santiago and Beatrice Wankmeister! Meet exciting new characters like some ninja guy who doesn't actually do too much! But Roger is back! And that's all you really wanted, right?

Oh dear ... Yes, I don't think I would play that.

Leisure Suit Laura. Laura Bow puts on the leisure suit and flirts with all the guys in town.

Naturally, they all take her stuff and turn her down, until she finds her Prince Charming - that's right, it's Zoot Suit Zachary (Larry's grandfather)!

(And in the next game, he breaks up with her and takes all her stuff)

Leisure Suit Larry II.V: Eve of Destruction. Well, it turns out that $1 bill Larry took from the garage was a ladder serial number dollar bill worth well over $5,000! And, now Eve's heard that Larry has won the lottery with her expensive dollar bill - and she wants a slice of the money pie! You are Eve, on a mission to track down Larry Laffer and get your cut of the money - or cut Larry Laffer! And don't worry - you're not alone - every once in awhile you can call on your dog Brutus to try and pick up Larry's scent!

Laura Bow and the Botanical Rolex

A prominent eco-friendly engineer is found murdered after inventing the world’s first entirely plant-based timepiece. It’s up to Laura to track down the anti-environmentalist killer before he stops the whole world going green.

Leisure Suit Larry III.V: and the Motorycle Munchers. Kalalau and her girlfriend are out cruising the island of Nontoonyt. But they're captured by Lesbian Cannibals! Kalalau takes over as their leader and leads a march against all of Nontoonyt!

Leisure Suit Larry 0.5 -- Lefty Strikes Back. Who's the guy no-one pays attention to? That's right, Lefty, the bartender. It comes to a head when all the regulars march outside Lefty's and sing (to the tune of "Camptown Races"):

Who's the guy that we ignore?
Lefty, Lefty!
Who is big fat slob and bore?
Lefty is he!

etc.

Well, Lefty won't take this lying down -- and he goes on strike! Suddenly Lost Wages is dry -- and it's up to his son, Barkeep Barney, to pick up the slack, pour the drinks, and chat up the babes -- all from the other side of the bar!

* Warning: game may contain images of people getting drunk, sloshed, plastered, and pissed, as well as images of people farting, belching, and scratching their unmentionables. Not suitable for gamers under a certain age.

Also contains nuts.

Leisure Suit Larry 0.IV: It's Uber Long Ride. - Larry's tired of living with his mother and wants to do something exciting. The papers mention Lost Wages, where people can win or lose their money; but always lose their virginity. Larry, now eager to lose his virginity wants to go - however, first he will need to come up with the money for the taxi ride because he doesn't own a car! You are Larry Laffer, working the 9 to 5 job, where you've got to prove you're more valuable to your boss than this new guy whose shown up called Les Manley who is encroaching on your software development skills! Help Larry develop a new computer interface called SCI (Sexy Computer Interface) to make sexy games - the first one - a game called "S0ftp0rn" where you control a character named Ken (like Ken and Barbie) who meets a gorgeous woman in a hot tub named Roberta.

Wouldn't Larry have to master ASCII and BASIC first?

Leisure Suit Larry 0.1: Let's Get BASIC! Larry, still in primary school, sits down with a book and a COMMODORE-64, and teaches himself BASIC. Just to pass the time.

Babes? What's that?

Help Larry debug his first computer program by catching all the bugs as they drop across the screen. Every so often, when you catch a bug, it drops a cherry/banana/etc. that you can catch for bonus points. But beware! If even one bug makes it to the bottom (snerk) of the screen, it's game over! A bit like Space Invaders, a bit like Pacman.

Leisure Suit Larry V.V: Wacky Wiley Wilco. - Roger Wilco in his never ending battle with Sludge Vohaul - ends up on Earth - and restores Leisure Suit Larry IV, and erases the existence of Leisure Suit Larry V!

Wait... I'd buy that.

Space Quest 7: Roger Wilco and the Continuity Police: Roger joins the Continuity Police as they travel from game to game correcting continuity errors. Why was a terminator droid sent after Roger by a collection agency when the Labion Terror Beast Mating Whistle was free? Why does Roger still have the cigar stub from SQ4 when he left it behind? Why does the Lytton police station keep changing? What year does PQ1 take place in anyway? And don't get me started on the new King's Quest game...