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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:36 am
by *Col_Mustard
... not do it. (See above).
If I had to have the power to scrap the whole universe and start again, I would ...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:35 am
by *Buttercup
...keep it mostly the same, but I'd add a rule that all conflict has to be settled with dance-offs.
If I had to ride any kind of animal to work every day, I would pick...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:52 am
by *Sasquatch
...a dinosaur because they're just so darn cute!
If I could make anyone president, it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:08 pm
by *Cosmo
It would be Obama, because let's get back to business.
If I could spend a day with any TV character, it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:00 pm
by *Russian Bot
...Captain Jean-Luc Picard, because space and awesome and tea and...
If I had to organize my spice rack, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:42 pm
by *The Butler
... learn everything I could about spices, so I knew what I was doing.
If I had to listen to music I don't like, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:18 am
by *Col_Mustard
...turn off the damn radio. Or if that's not an option, I'd put in my earplugs and listen to music that I do like. (Mwa ha ha).
If I had the power and authority to punch someone in the conk (and get away with it), I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:55 pm
by *The Butler
... look up what "conk" is, because it's slang for something.
If I had a dictionary, the word I'd look up is...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:16 am
by *Col_Mustard
...not "conk" (which is 1950s British slang for "nose"), but "hoopy" or "frood".
If I (like Arthur Dent) could go anywhere in the universe I could, I would go to ...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:41 am
by *The Butler
... Uranus. Because, then I could say, "I checked out Uranus."
If I had to write a 200 page essay, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:09 am
by *Col_Mustard
...put it off 'til the last minute, claiming that I was "researching" whereas I was just staring off into space, and then write 200 words about nothing in particular and still get an A+. Probably. (Well, the standards of education nowadays being so low...)
If I had to walk the dog, I would ...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:32 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
..get her obedience trained first, as I don't walk her, she walks me!
If I could learn any special skill, it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:34 pm
by *The Butler
... the ability to manage my time better.
If I had to eat a jar of bugs to survive....
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:52 pm
by *Cosmo
Can it be a bar of jugs?
If I had to cook a dish for a royal, it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:30 pm
by *Russian Bot
...Watergate salad. Because it is the best thing ever.
If I had to go to college, I would...