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Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:51 pm
by * Dragotha
:lol: OK, this is going too far now. =D

The lead pipe can be used to fix the drain.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:37 pm
by * Clippy
The rope could be used for a Wonder Woman costume.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:37 pm
by * Dragotha
The rope can also be used to lasso recalcitrant bulls. Yee-haw.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:45 pm
by * Influenza
>USE ROPE ON KNIFE
You try to tie the rope around the knife to make a very dangerous lassoo, but it keeps slipping off.

>USE KNIFE ON ROPE
You now have two tiny bits of rope and a dull blade.

>SHARPEN KNIFE ON STONE
Wrong game, Larry!

>USE ROPE ON KNIFE
Unfortunately the bits of rope are now too short to tie around the hilt.

>USE ROPE ON ROPE
Good idea! Now it's almost as long as before you cut it, and with only one knot extra!

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:18 am
by * Sokka
The knife can be used to chop all these cabbages!

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:53 am
by *The Butler
Using the wrench to fix the engine in my car.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:54 am
by *The Butler
* Influenza wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:45 pm >USE ROPE ON KNIFE
You try to tie the rope around the knife to make a very dangerous lassoo, but it keeps slipping off.

>USE KNIFE ON ROPE
You now have two tiny bits of rope and a dull blade.

>SHARPEN KNIFE ON STONE
Wrong game, Larry!

>USE ROPE ON KNIFE
Unfortunately the bits of rope are now too short to tie around the hilt.

>USE ROPE ON ROPE
Good idea! Now it's almost as long as before you cut it, and with only one knot extra!
Sounds like Final Soul. #SelfPromotion :D

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:31 am
by * Dragotha
The rope can be used to buy magic rope. Want to scope some rope?

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:43 pm
by * Clippy
The candlestick could be used in a Candlestick Maker costume. Now all you need is two friends to go as a Butcher and Baker.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:18 am
by * Dragotha
The gun can be used to bomp mysterious marauders on the head. This pleases * Dragotha, as he can steal their souls.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 6:11 pm
by * Influenza
USE WRENCH ON REVOLVER
Try as you might, the barrel is just too narrow to hold that huge wrench, a feeling wholly unfamiliar to you.

USE REVOLVER ON WRENCH
You hang the wrench on the coat rack, step away ten paces and have a bit of target practice.
The first shot makes a round hole in Chesty LaRue's fur fox. You briefly check it out and hope she won't notice.
The second shot is out of sight, but causes the sound of shattering glass
The third shot hits the wrench, ricochets and hits you in the thigh.

Took another shot in the dark?
Enjoy your new ventilation system.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 11:44 pm
by * Clippy
You could play the knife game with the knife.

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:42 am
by * Dragotha
You can use the wrench to turn off the water. I don't know why you want to do such a thing, but you can!

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:47 pm
by * Influenza
>USE PIPE ON REVOLVER
You plug the pipe into the revolver's barrel. You now have a makeshift rifle!

Re: [2020] The Weapons of CLUE and YOU!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:40 pm
by * Dragotha
> USE ROPE TO TIE LEFTY TO FAITH
Congratulations, Larry! Now Faith can't leave, and you can have your wicked way with her!
> HAVE WICKED WAY WITH FAITH
Lefty says, "Hold on! You can't pull your pants down in my bar!"
> PULL PANTS DOWN
You are quickly arrested for indecent exposure.

Loon, loon, pantaloon?
Next time, find a private place to do the deed, Larry!