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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 6:52 am
by *Swedish Chef
Mein Deutschen chocölate cake fellen on der floor and was eaten by der mouse.
Big, juicy tomatø
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 4:37 pm
by *Pokey
i stepped on the tomato looking for gumby
tuna
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:25 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
My tuna was overcooked. I like it sashimi.
Blueberry pie
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 6:55 am
by *Cotera
My blueberry pie was used as projectile by Bugs Bunny.
Poke bowl
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 7:52 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
My Poke bowl was served in a pokeball. The bad pun kind of ruined the experience.
Hot dog
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:36 pm
by *Swedish Chef
Mein höt dög was so hot, it burned down the kitchen. Hurty flerty flooping! Then it was a cøld døg.
Dave's Insanity Høt Sauce
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2023 2:42 pm
by *Miss Chief
The hot sauce was used as ketchup and thrown on.
Chicken Sandwich.
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2023 9:06 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
My chicken sandwich had too much mayo. Mayonnaise is a very tricky ingredient.
Chocolate chip cookie
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 5:31 pm
by *Swedish Chef
My chocolate chip cookie fell on the floor and was devoured by the dog.
Raw chicken
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 9:28 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
My raw chicken was raw! I don't want to get salmonella!
Chicken parmesan
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:13 pm
by *Swedish Chef
My chicken parmesan had parmesan on it. I asked for Wensleydale.
Venezuelan Beaver cheese.
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:58 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
My Venezuelan Beaver cheese is... Venezuelan Beaver cheese. No. Just no.
Fruit tart
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 9:19 pm
by *Swedish Chef
My fruit tart sat at the bakery for so long that, when I bought it, it was rock-hard and inedible. (When I asked for a refund, they told me they were now a cheese shop).
Norwegian Jarlsberg cheese.
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 2:02 pm
by *TechNoMix
Cheese had Norwegian Jarlsberg mold to go with it.
Lettuce wrap patty.
Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 5:19 pm
by *Turbo Encabulator
The lettuce in my lettuce wrap patty was infested with aphids!
Baked Alaska