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I think you mean "The Colonel's Biscuit"? *puzzled* Sorry, never heard of "Bisquick". What is that?

The Dagger of Amon Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra! Laura Bow becomes a cheerleader. Ra Ra, Ra Ra Ra!

And then the cheerleaders' raucous cries awaken the Egyptian Sun God, and he tramples the earth into something resembling Ortega (the very hot planet from Space Quest 3).

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:09 am I think you mean "The Colonel's Biscuit"? *puzzled* Sorry, never heard of "Bisquick". What is that?

Might be a US only thing?

Ah, OK. Sorry, I was dreadfully tired last night, and didn't think of googling it. *blush*

After googling it now ... yes, it's a US-only thing.

Manhunter 3: Cawker City, Kansas: Continue the Manhunter's adventure as he explores yet another city, er, town to figure out what nefarious plot the Orbs are... plotting. See landmarks like the worlds largest ball of twine and... that's it really. We probably should have thought this through a bit more.

Leisure Suit Lorry. To pay the bills, Larry gets a job driving a long-distance truck. On the plus side, it pays well. On the minus side, there's long hours, and he has no chance of flirting with "babes" except very tired women in truck stops who ask him if he wants more coffee.

King's Quest: Heir of the Dog That Bit You: Prince Alexander wakes up with a massive hangover following a bender. Help him piece together what he did the last 24 hours. Why is the castle moat now green? How did all of the ostriches get into the throne room? What happened to Cedric's feathers?

King's Jest. Oh no! King Graham has been vexed with a hex, reimbursed with a curse -- he must now play court jester to his grand-children, who mock him and pelt him with things! Can he find a way to lift the curse?

Sing Quest: The Graham family is hoping to kick off a Brady Brunch type show based in Daventry... but you've got to convince the producers to invest!

Singapore Quest: The Graham family goes to Singapore (shocker). Help them deal with the locals, get used to eating Chinese food (shouldn't be too hard) and get their citizenship! (Aha - now here's the tricky part!)

Durin's Passage: Sierra gets a hold of the Tolkien license, and now you are Durin - one of the oldest dwarves ever - and you have to escort his senile mind through the dwarven passages - and help him find all his siblings and family!

King's Quest: The Heir, A Parent: Join Alexander through the struggles of parenthood. From the "Terrible Twos" through teenage angst, can you help raise a happy and healthy child?

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:12 pm Durin's Passage: Sierra gets a hold of the Tolkien license, and now you are Durin - one of the oldest dwarves ever - and you have to escort his senile mind through the dwarven passages - and help him find all his siblings and family!

But is it Durin the Deathless (who died anyway) or one of his descendants?

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Dec 27, 2020 4:36 pm King's Quest: The Heir, A Parent: Join Alexander through the struggles of parenthood. From the "Terrible Twos" through teenage angst, can you help raise a happy and healthy child?

This sounds like it could actually work.

King's Quest: The Princeless Cried ... which does exactly what it says on the tin(TM). Princess Rosella gets kidnapped by the Troll King (and turns into a troll herself), so she spends the whole first quarter of the game sobbing and crying and wailing and moaning. Eventually the Troll King gets so tired of it that he kicks her out -- but she's still a troll! Can you cheer her up?

King's Quest Frogger: Much like Mask of Eternity, which should not be considered part of the King's Quest franchise, despite its title and location - King's Quest Frogger is just the same! You are the fair prince, seen as a frog in King's Quest IV! You, still in the frog form must leap and avoid the dangers of Daventry to get to the pond where you will be found by Rosella and turned into a human! Avoid giants! Avoid witches! Avoid Danger! It's all out there in search of Frog Leg dinners!

"RIBBIT!" *squash*

Quest for Dory -- Help our hero find Dora's lost-long cousin-twice-removed, Dory the Explory! Dory has gone missing somewhere in Glorianna. By asking astute questions and flying from place to place (a la "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"), you too can find Dory and bring him home safe!

*** WARNING: THIS GAME MAY (IN FACT, WILL) RUN AFOUL OF CEASE-AND-DESIST REQUESTS FROM LAWYERS OF ALL KINDS. AND SO IT SHOULD ***

King's Quest: Heir Club For Men: Help Alexander find a magical potion to cure male pattern baldness.