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Oh! I get it now. "Miner graveyard" made me think of something underground (e.g. miners trapped underground, Indiana Jones-style), and/or buried treasure. So I was picturing a lot of confused people looking for buried treasure and not finding it.

Doi! Silly me and my over-active imagination

Dragon Cage: Origins - The game that focuses on the first black smith - that's you! - to make a cage to hold dragons! Through trial and error you will make several cages until one finally is strong enough to hold a dragon! Learn the origin - of the dragon cage!

Ass Effect - You go out the planet Uranus and discover an alien species obsessed with twirking!

Tawmis wrote: ↑Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:57 pm Legend of Purr-andia! - You're a lawyer, posing as a cat, helping various characters get out of unusual punishment.

Sounds like the title of a spinoff focusing on The Isle of Cats

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Feb 21, 2021 3:02 am Ass Effect - You go out the planet Uranus and discover an alien species obsessed with twirking!

Such a simple change but so effective!

Borin’ Passage: Navigate a dark, empty tunnel with a flashlight...then come out the other side. No monsters, no danger, nothin’. Weeeeee!

Gaybriel Knight: Jane Jensen take the beloved series in a...new direction. Get ready for Mardi Gras in N’Orleans!

Bryan Cranston Manor: Naturally, the sequel to Early Meth.

King's Quest: Heir On the Side of Caution: Alexander as he becomes a safety inspector for the Kingdom of Daventry. Join him as he makes sure that flammable materials are kept 300 feet away from the caves of fire breathing dragons and the appropriate amount of head room for trolls in available under bridges.

I’m loving the Alexander “Heir” theme going here!

King’s Quest: Heir Supply: Cassima is expecting triplets! Help Alexander deal with her mood swings, plus cravings for iceberg lettuce & rotten tomato salads, while preparing him for impending fatherhood to 3 new treasures of Daventry.

King’s Quest: Hot Heir: Cassima seems to be losing interest since giving birth. Bring some spice back into the royal couple’s marriage by putting Alexander through a gruelling diet and exercise program to become the ultimate Adonis and reignite the spark.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

King's Quest: Heir Gel - Alexander gets himself a pompadour and a white robe. Now he's ready to wow the girls under his new stage name, Alex Prestley!

Graham and Valanice don't know what to make of their boy. To placate them, Alex records a song for Valanice called "Buy Happiness". It does not go down well.

As a desperate measure, Alex adds an "i" to his name, drops the "ley", and joins the priesthood.

Can you, as one of Alex's admirers, "rescue" him from becoming a Priest? Just don't tell him that he betrayed you or he'll become a Judas Pr-- never mind ...

King's Quest: I've Had it Up To Heir. In a sequel to "Heir Gel", Graham and Valanice disown their son. Can he win back their love?

King's Quest: Heir to Hare. Alexander deals with a wise-cracking yet strangely adorable bunny.

Semi-Happy Partygoer wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:01 am King’s Quest: Heir Supply: Cassima is expecting triplets! Help Alexander deal with her mood swings, plus cravings for iceberg lettuce & rotten tomato salads, while preparing him for impending fatherhood to 3 new treasures of Daventry.

King's Quest: Heir Supply II - Alexander and Rosella are asked to join the popular band "Heir Supply." It's an adventure game that mixes in the elements of "Guitar Hero."

King’s Quest: The Prince, Less Bride: Edgar is worried sick when Rosella fails to show up on their wedding day. Did she get cold feet, or could something more sinister have happened? Set out on a perilous quest to find his true love!

King’s Quest: Bromancing the Throne: With his children off ruling other lands, Graham considers one of his drinking buddies as successor to become king.

King's Quest: Best of the Town. You are King Graham - and you've opened a new bakery - order the right supplies, control the ovens, hire the employees to make sure "Graham Crackers" is the best bakery in all of Daventry!

King's Quest II: Romancing the Scones. - You've moved on from just crackers - and now you're making scones at your bakery!

King's Quest III: To Share Is Human. - You've met with such success you now share your bakery food! But beware - some seek to steal your receipts!

King's Quest IV: The Hurls of Rosella. - Something has made your daughter sick! Now you must learn what it is and make a cure in your bakery!

King's Quest V: Absinthe Makes The Sweet Tarts Go Yonder! - You need some worm wood and a good drink to go with your treats! You must quest to make Absinthe.

King's Quest VI: Eclairs Today, Gone Tomorrow! - You just got into making eclairs when someone has stolen the first one! Now you must uncover the mystery that will rock all of Daventry!

King's Quest VII: The Price's Right - Now with your bakery expanding you need to price things correctly - cheap enough to keep customers, but still make a profit!

King's Quest VIII: Task of Eternity - You ponder why you sat here, making these games, for all eternity...

I’m running out of Sierra ideas for the moment, so looking a little outside the box...

Shroom: Some cloak-wearing weirdo who lives in a tent has the “trip” of a lifetime, believing he can cast spells with music.

Sam & Max Sh*t the Road - Wild animals do their business on a public highway. Do your best to drive around the mess and keep your tires clean.

The Hand of Fête: Bal-Rom’s left hand unexpectedly turns from evil to good, and holds a massive public festival in order to raise funds for rebuilding Kyrandia.

Lands of Gore: The bloodiest RPG ever made!

Doom: The Battle for Arrakis: Paul Atreides has had it and is gonna kick ass! Gun down the Harkonnen and everyone else in your path in this FPS based on the works of Frank Herbert.

The Bitcher: Take control of a hardcore super-fan of (multiple franchises available) and try to out-complain the rest of the fandom about:
- How horrible every movie adaptation is.
- How all the new stuff sucks compared to the old stuff.
- How everyone else but you enjoys it the wrong way.
- How your latest cosplay went under-appreciated.
- And so on and so forth...

"The Bitcher". "Lands of Gore". "Sam and Max" ...... etc.

Blood Runner - like Rise of the Dragon, but much bloodier. Brains all over the screen. (Or is it bran? No, definitely brains)

Conquests of the Long Bo. Go ye forth, my young padawan! Knowledge you must have to become master! Knowledge how to get? With stick hit opponent on the ear!

The Hand of Foot. Dr Nick Riviera strikes again. The evidence is irrefootable. But don't worry - you'll soon be back up on your foot. Let's give him a hand, folks.

Lands of Floor: There is no ceiling. Nor are there walls. You complain to your landlord, but he never does anything.

Sky-dim: Thousands of people are voiced by 20 voice actors. No wonder the conversation sounds so dull. Still better than Oblivion.

"I saw a mudcrab the other day."
"Horrible things. I stay away from them."
"See you."
"Bye."

This is actually from Space Quest 6:

An overhead screen advertises a new kiddy-level arcade game in which you walk around Calcutta trying to match the right body part with the leper who lost it.

It's called, "Mixed-Up Mother Teresa."

Presenting “Sierra After Dark” (Titles speak for themselves) -

Birthday Suit Barry
Carnal Sins of the Father
Orgasmawhoria
Quest for Glory Holes
The Butt Pirates of Pestulon
Roger Wilco and the Fine Schtupers
The Next Penetration
The Vaginal Frontier
Laura Blows (The Colonel’s Request)
The Shagger of Amon Ra
Romancing the Bone
To Lay Her is Human
Abstinence Makes the Part Grow Harder
Whorin’s Passage