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...earn my diploma fair and square. ^_^ (Yay!) \o/

If I had to eat bean coleslaw, bean-and-tuna soup and bean surprise in order to survive, I would...

...choose to die instead.

If I could obtain $10 million in exchange for giving up my favorite food forever, I would...

... do it, then donate a large portion of that money to things like Cancer research, after making sure my family was comfortable financially.

If I had to fix the sewer drain to my house, I would...

...call in a professional. I'm not a plumber, and I don't want to mess with drains, 'cos I don't know what to do.

If I had to travel across Middle-Earth from the Shire to Mordor in order to drop a MacGuffin into Mount Doom, I would...

... be sure to bring Gollum along, in case it required a sacrifice too.

If I had to do a 100 mile run, I would...

...get in shape, find a sponsor, buy some new running threads, load up my ultimate playlist, and then run into active traffic because I don't know how to get streets closed off for events like this.

If I could combine two household appliances into one, I would want...

...combine a kettle with a stove-top, to save time when I need to boil water for boiling things like soup, mashed spuds etc.

If I had to ride a manatee (and if it would allow me to!), I would...

... not ride it, because that's not what they're meant for. Humans need to stop assuming they can jump on any animal.

If I had to choose between killing a human hunter and an exotic animal, I would...

...kill the hunter without question, then feed him to the exotic animal.

If I could go back and start my life over again from any year where I've been alive, I'd go back to...

...grade two, so I'm past most of the growing pains and developed enough to use my future knowledge to conquer the school yard and eventually... the world!

If I could dedicate a holiday to a movie, aware that this holiday would explode into Christmas levels of over-commercialized yearly chaos, the movie I pick would be...

Aliens. Xenomorph and facehugger plushies, dressing up as Space Marines, putting up barricades around the house. Think of the fun!

If I had to pick a single city/town to live in but couldn't leave for any reason, I would...

...choose somewhere like Auckland, near both land and sea so I could have the best of both worlds.

If I could turn any underrated property into a global, merchandise-spawning franchise, I would choose...

The slums of India so that money can be used help clean up the garbage and integrate sustainable methods like clean air and water into their infrastructure.

If you somehow opened the secret chamber under the Sphinx' paw, I would...

...run away screaming like a maniac. That would serve the double purpose of scaring away the superstitious and fetching my lamp. Then I'd go exploring to find THE LOST GOLD OF SOME PHAROAH OR RATHER!!! MWAH HAH HAH!!one1!!

(Of course, I know that doesn't really happen, but meh).

If I found myself face to face with Hitler, I would...

...think it's someone in their Halloween costume, and drop my guard long enough for zombie Hitler to eat my brains.

If I could go on an adventure with any famous sci-fi crew, the ship I would fly on would be...