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The lead pipe can be used as a pea shooter! To shoot peas at Zoku whenever I feel like taunting him!

>PUT PEA IN LEAD PIPE
You roll the pea into the lead pipe.

>CLOSE PIPE ENDS
You cover the pipe ends with your hands. You tilt the pipe in various directions and listen to the little pea trying to escape. Pretty much fun, eh!

>BLOW PIPE
You blow into the pipe. Unfortunately the pea is not a snug enough fit - it barely rolls out the other end. It rolls under the sofa, out of your reach.

>TAKE PEA
What did I just tell you? It's out of your reach!

MOVE SOFA
You can't move that, Larry. It must weigh all of ten pounds!

PUT RAT ON FLOOR
Thinking of some FMV game, you try to get the rat to bring you the pea. Unfortunately, you don't have the granola bar to lure it, and besides - the rat thinks it's a tasty treat!

> USE KNIFE ON RAT
The rat thinks it's a bad idea. Indeed, it IS a bad idea.

The rat swarms up the knife blade, puts its tiny paws in its mouth, and whistles too high for the human ear to hear. But it summons its brethren, who swam all over you ...

The rest is too gory to tell.

You doity rat!
Next time, don't mess with Nice Mr Rat, Larry!

The wrench could be used in a re-enactment of the "Take On Me" music video.

Thanks to cartoon physics, the gun can be used as a levitation device. Just point it down and shoot quickly into the floor, thus levitating yourself, like Yosemite Sam did in the Ole West.

Tie me to the end of the rope, and you can fish.