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The Crack Cauldron: Umm ... maybe we shouldn't make this game at all. It could attract the wrong kind of attention.

The Slack Cauldron: In this game you wash your slacks... in a cauldron. I think we may need to hire a new development team.

The Hacked Cauldron. Taran uses cheat codes.

The Tracked Cauldron: Well, this is awkward! Taran must now venture to the world of Tamir - as the cauldron has been stolen! But do those 3 hags have it? Or do one of the many other witches in the King's Quest series have it?

The Fracked Cauldron. Aiiiiiieee! Tamir has now become a battle-ground for an FPS! Can Taran survive?

Space Quest: The Plot Hole: The dead speak! A giant Plot Hole has appeared and threatens to consume the galaxy! Nothing makes sense anymore. Vohaul. Quirk. Sharpei. They've all come back from the dead somehow. Roger has a twin brother that was never mentioned before. Roger is from Earth now? I thought he was from Xenon? Cedric the Owl is here without explanation. Can Roger and Steve (his brother) find the Great MacGuffin to restore the galaxy?

Space Quest II: The Caught Soul. - Hot off the success of Space Quest: The Plot Hole - the Caught Soul explores one of the souls Roger didn't find - because let's face it - Roger always misses a spot when it comes to cleaning! But who is this Caught Soul... and will Roger be the same again when he discovers the truth?

Space Quest: The Dorian Encounter. While on his break in the janitor's closet, Roger starts reading "Dorian" (i.e. "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde). He finishes the first chapter and then falls asleep. And that's how SQ1 begins ...

Space Quest: The Delorean Encounter. Roger Wilco's son returns to take Roger... Back to the Future.

Space Quest: The "Sorry Anne" Encounter. Roger Wilco travels to earth, so he can apologise to Anne Hathaway for doubting she could sing in the film "Rio".

Space Quest: She Hath A Way. While apologizing to Anne Hathaway - they're both abducted by Vohaul-6 (the sixth version of Vohaul made of unbreakable metal called adamantium uh... "Fadimantium") - and Vohaul-6 wants to use Anne Hathaway's memories to create the perfect mate for himself - because, well, she hath a way of swaying his heart (as mechanical as it might be) into going tick-tock-tick-tock (a robot's version of pitter-patter).

Editor's Notes - Is Vohaul-6 a reference to Ultron-6 from Avengers #66?
Editor's Note 2 - We can't call the unbreakable metal adamantium - that's copyrighted by Marvel.
Editor's Note 3 - Didn't Ultron create Vision of the Avengers?
Editor's Note 4 - Wait, he also used Janet's memories to create a mate called Alkhema ....
Editor's Note 5 - Is this just a knock off of several Avengers stories?

Editor's Note 6 - Can we call the unbreakable metal "unobtainium"? Or is that a TV Tropes knock-off?

Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestilence. Roger is on a new mission: to rid all pestilent and plague-y places of software piracy! First up: the planet Space-cook. Good luck, O Heroic Janitor! Our hopes go with thee!

Editor's Notes: Thee? What kind of old-fashioned language are you using, anyhow?

Space Quest II: U-Haul's Revenge: Roger never paid for his U-Haul rental when he moved a few years back. Now the company has sent a terminator droid after him.

Space Quest III: The Parrots of Pestulon. Roger accidentally releasing a bunch of crazed parrots into the world.

*thumbs up*

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Trouser Lizards ... the less said about which, the better. The pornographic version of the Larry game. It never got beyond the idea stage, for obvious reasons.