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People like dirty Leisure Suit Larry games? Let's give'em what they want!

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Piss'n'Turds! Larry is stuck in a New York City bathroom where the floors are covered in urine and fecal matter! Larry must carefully navigate his way out, or fall into the urine and fecal matter and start all over! He can't get any stains on that Leisure Suit!

All right - if the people want dirty LSL games, then ...

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Dry Cleaners. After finishing the last game with more than a few stains on his Leisure Suit, Larry must take it to the dry cleaners. Unfortunately he only has one suit, so he has to walk back home in his underwear -- and this is where you, the player, come in! Can you dodge the cops trying to give Larry citations for indecent exposure? Can you help Larry endure the shame of drawing more than a few catcalls and wolf-whistles? Can you help Larry find true love lust whatever when he meets similarly-partially-dressed women, out enjoying the sun of an L.A. summer? And most importantly - will Larry still be Larry without his leisure suit?

Featuring Hidden Easter Eggs, in which either Steve Jobs -- or Thorin and the dwarves -- lend Larry a barrel!

TAXI QUEST 1: This Isn't 'Fair' - You're a lovable loser named Al Laffer - you go by "All Laffs" by your friends - who has come to Lost Wages in hopes of providing for your family (especially since your son is getting older). As it turned out - you lost at the casino and lost big - now you owe the mob. The only job is being a taxi driver - so you take what little you earn and slowly pay them off - hoping one day to see your wife and son again.

Uh-oh. So what happens when Larry gets into Al's taxi? *G*

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat May 15, 2021 10:48 pm Uh-oh. So what happens when Larry gets into Al's taxi? *G*

It's been so many years, he tragically, never recognizes his son!

Aw.

Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking For Love In Several Strong Places. Larry, what are you doing in that gym? And that one? And that one? Put down that 5-pound weight! Put it down I say! It's -- oh, dear. Now you've dropped it on your foot. And all the weight-lifters are staring at you for working out in a suit. Why not invest in a light-weight exercise suit?

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Crowned Wizards - Larry Laffer tried to clean the mirror in Lefty's and discovered it was a magic mirror pulling him into the land of Daventry! Now Larry must seduce his way to the top - and get close to the Wizard to convince her to take him home - take him home as in seduce her... or back home to Lefty's? YOU DECIDE!

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Large Lizards. Agghh! Larry's gone back in time to the Jurassic era! RUN

The Colonel's Bee Quest: You are Laura Bow - visiting a large mansion - where your friend's rich uncle twice removed - has an ENORMOUS garden. Your job? Coax bees into making honey! It's a sweet game! Get it? Sweet? Because of the honey...

The Colonel's Sea Quest. Colonel Dijon wants to see the sea and sing a C.

The Colonel's Re-Quest: The Colonel was given a quest to find the treasure of a long lost ancestor. But he doesn't feel like doing it so he is re-questing it to someone else.

The Swagger of Amon Ra. Help! Amon Ra himself has arisen and is swaggering down the street, to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"! RUN!

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 8:10 am The Swagger of Amon Ra. Help! Amon Ra himself has arisen and is swaggering down the street, to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"! RUN!

The title made me chuckle!

The Wager of Amon Ra. Travel back in time where you are Amon Ra himself... and learn how the dagger was lost to him, due to an ill planned wager in none other than Ancient Egypt's Cost Wages.

The Lost Wager of Amon Ra. As above, but takes place in Lost Wages. Amon Ra gambles at the casino and loses his shirt. I'm not sure I want to picture Amon Ra walking in Lost Wages in nothing but his underthings.

The Bagger of Amon Ra: Follow the adventures of Wally, a grocery bagger at Amon Ra Supermarket.