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King's Quest: Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow. Uh-oh -- why is Alexander missing an ear? Could it be that What's-his-name-Villain from Freddy Pharkas has claimed another victim? And what is What's-his-name-Villain doing in Daventry anyway?

King’s Quest: From Heir to Eternity: Alexander meets an enchantress who gives him a potion which grants eternal life and youth. Unfortunately for him, it contains some nasty side effects, such as your body physically dying if an accident occurs. When he slips down the castle stairs, he gets up to find his head is facing the wrong way around! Help him seek out an antidote before he decays too much.

King's Quest - Royalty is not all it's Cracked Up to be! - King Graham has been turned into a cracker - and it will take the combined forces and wisdom of Rosella and Alexander to seek help from the elves of Keebler.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:51 pm King's Quest - Royalty is not all it's Cracked Up to be! - King Graham has been turned into a cracker - and it will take the combined forces and wisdom of Rosella and Alexander to seek help from the elves of Keebler.

Cheez-It! The Feds!

King's Quest: Gere Today, Gone To Sorrow. Richard Gere visits Daventry, but only for one night - and Prince Alex missed him! Oh dear. Maye you can help Alex by writing to Mr Gere and getting him to visit again?

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:49 pm Hero Quest: So You'd Rather Be a Grinder: A sandwich from New York leaves the big city. After a short stint as a hoagie in Philly, he finally settles down in New England.

(For those that might not know: Hero, Grinder and Hoagie are all local names for a type of sandwich more commonly called a Sub)

I realized a bit later that this might work better as Hoagie's Quest: So You Want to be a Hero.

Space Quest: Man of Aluminum: Sent from the doomed planet Xenon, an infant is found a raised by the Wilco family. Earth's yellow sun grants him amazing abilities: faster than a speeding floor buffer, more powerful than a (model) locomotive, able to reach the top shelf as long as he has a step stool. He fulfills his people's destiny to become... A JANITOR.

Part of the joke is that Superman comes from Krypton which is also the name of one of the noble gases. Xenon is also a noble gas. I'm guessing this was intentional on the part of the Two Guys From Andromeda.

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:17 pm Space Quest: Man of Aluminum: Sent from the doomed planet Xenon, an infant is found a raised by the Wilco family. Earth's yellow sun grants him amazing abilities: faster than a speeding floor buffer, more powerful than a (model) locomotive, able to reach the top shelf as long as he has a step stool. He fulfills his people's destiny to become... A JANITOR.
Part of the joke is that Superman comes from Krypton which is also the name of one of the noble gases. Xenon is also a noble gas. I'm guessing this was intentional on the part of the Two Guys From Andromeda.

I'd play this.

Conquests of Conan: You are the brutal barbarian by the name of Conan O'Bryan. You are on the small island of Ireland ... or is it... Scotland? Whatever. It's an island. And it's green. Everyone has red hair and speaks with an accent. We will sell this game as "COC" - should sell well.

Er, Scotland is not an island. Ireland is, though.

King's Quest: Rare Today, Gone Tomorrow. This is set after MoE. Fer cryin' out loud - Connor, did you have to kill all the endangered species in Daventry? Now they're all extinct!

However, you play as an anthropologist. Your quest? To re-populate Daventry with all the endangered species that Connor so thoughtlessly killed. Like goblins, zombies, demons, dragons etc.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Jun 26, 2021 8:53 pm Er, Scotland is not an island. Ireland is, though.

That was intentional. As if the writers had no idea what they're doing.

Oops! Sorry, I get it now.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:51 am Leisure Suit Larry in Tinder Loving Care: Larry Laffer is out and looking for love - this time on the social app, Tinder, in hopes of finding love! Help Larry swipe right - and have the right things to say based on the girl's personality!

The title alone is brilliant!

Quest for Glory: Dragon's Rear is on Fire! Prince Barnard von Spielburg visits Silmaria and plots revenge on Elsa for humiliating him in QfG5. To do this, Barnard spikes the water of Silmaria's palace with extra-spicy-chilli-based laxatives.

King's Quest: The Princess and the Poplar - Rosella meets a talking tree in the woods. He had been transformed into a tree by an evil witch. After many adventures, she finds the cure to return him to his true form... Leisure Suit Larry. "Hey babe," he says. "Want to see my wood?" Rosella goes on further adventures to turn him back into a tree.

King's Quest: The Prince and the Purpose - Alexander goes on a long, meandering, and complicated quest to find out why he's even here. Kind of like Mask of Eternity, but with better graphics and more responsive mechanics.

King's Quest: The Dagger of Aww Man, Ron. You and you friend Ron, have often taunted each other by taking one another's belongings and hiding them - because apparently there's nothing else to do in Daventry. However, when you father needs his dagger and it's missing - you go ask your buddy Ron where he hid it. He takes you to a spot where he buried it under a rock... which leads you to saying, "Awww man, Ron."