Short Skit: "Ned Flanders Orders Pizza"

[Rath Darkblade]

Disclaimer: Ned Flanders and his sons Rod and Todd are the intellectual property of Matt Groening. All rights reserved.

And now...

Ned Flanders Orders Pizza

*ring ring!*

Pizza Guy: Lin Lin Chinese takeout! Whatchu like orda?!

Ned Flanders: Oopsily-doopsily. I think I have the wrong number - I wanted to order pizza.

Pizza Guy: Hey, I'm just kiddin' around, sir. What kind of pizza would you like?

Ned Flanders: Uh, I'm not sure. This is my first time.

Pizza Guy: Sure thing, well you can tell us what you like and we can build it for you.

Ned Flanders: Really? That sounds super-leriffic!

Pizza Guy: Cool, man. So what do you like?

Ned Flanders: I'm not sure what you have.

Pizza Guy: Well, in terms of toppings, we have all kinds of things: sausage, pepperoni, bacon, beef, chicken, salami, peppers, onions, olives, shallots, shrimp...

Ned Flanders: I'm sorrily-worrily, but I don't think that I as a Christian am allowed to eat sea products.

Pizza Guy: Not to worry, you don't have to have fish.

Ned Flanders: I'm not sure that I like any of those topping-whoppings.

Pizza Guy: Not even garlic?

Ned Flanders: Plain was good enough for Jesus and it's good enough for me, darn it.

Pizza Guy: So just a plain pizza, then?

Ned Flanders: What's that?

Pizza Guy: Just dough, tomato sauce and cheese.

Ned Flanders: Cheese? I think there might be something in the Bible about that...

Pizza Guy: So just the dough and the tomato sauce?

Ned Flanders: I'm not sure that'll be mighty appetising.

Pizza Guy: What won't be appetising?

Ned Flanders: Tomato sauce on dough.

Pizza Guy: So no tomato sauce?

Ned Flanders: Hmm. I think just the dough will be fine and dandy like sour candy!

Pizza Guy: So let me get this straight. You want baked raw dough?

Ned Flanders: Yes.

Pizza Guy: (sigh) You want it, you got it. That'll be $5, and that includes home delivery. Where did you say you live?

Ned Flanders: 744 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA.

Pizza Guy: No problem. It'll be there within 15 minutes.

Ned Flanders: Thankily-dankily! Bye for now. (hangs up) Kids! We're having pizza tonight!

Rod and Todd Flanders: Yay! Pizza!

Rod: Take-out helps us play!

Pizza Guy: (hangs up) Guys! You'll never believe the order I just got!

The end... or is it?

[BBP]

Cute! I can just picture all the voices!