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[2018 - Locked] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:22 pm
by *The Butler
This game works fairly simple.
One person must answer (truthfully, as themselves, not the character they're playing) - what the "If I were..." or "If I had to..." situation is.
So for example, if the first poster put, "If I were ... on stage I would...?"
The next person replies, answering as themselves, what they would do on stage? They could take it anyway they wanted... if it was a play, concert, or explain how they have stage fright.
After answering they would change it to whatever they wanted (for example, they might say, "If I was a dog, I would...")
So I shall begin the first one (and let others in costume get the ball rolling)...
"If I had to skydive, I would..."
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:52 am
by *Col_Mustard
...not do it. I dislike behaviour that would risk my life.
If I had to drive somewhere and wasn't familiar with the way there or the area, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:40 pm
by *Russian Bot
...use my GPS. I have a terrible sense of direction and dread getting lost.
If I had to plan a party for someone, I would...
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Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:20 pm
by *Col_Mustard
...hire a party planner.
If I met a clown, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:24 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
...check to make sure he hadn't emerged from the sewer!
If I made an embarrassing gaffe during a public speech, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:38 pm
by *Sasquatch
...pretend it didn't happen and shine on like the rockstar that I am!
If I had to wrestle a 100lb porcupine, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:56 am
by *The Butler
... get protection first!
If I had to write the next post, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:09 am
by *Col_Mustard
...think very hard about what I would say.
If I had to run for POTUS, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:05 am
by *Russian Bot
...make sure all of my skeletons stay in their closets.
If I had to run a marathon, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:55 am
by *Col_Mustard
...not do it. I dislike behaviour that would risk my life.
If I had to escape from a Dalek, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:45 pm
by *Windows95
...invoke a solar flare to short circuit all the mircoprocessors.
If I had to go to prison, I would...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:30 pm
by *Buttercup
...make friends with the chef as soon as possible.
If I could change my national anthem to any song I like (and everyone would have to sing it at every sports event), it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:08 pm
by *Col_Mustard
...
"Sports Song" by Weird Al.
If I had to make an appointment to meet with a deity and could ask Him/Her/It questions (before I died, naturally), I would ...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:48 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
...skip the meaning of life questions and get straight to winning lottery numbers!
If I could sing a duet with any singer, it would be...
Re: [2018] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:19 pm
by *The Butler
... Jon Oliva, of Savatage. It's actually a dream of mine.
If I had to jump out of an airplane, I would....