Some ideas that Al Lowe probably rejected...
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:54 am
...and then again, probably not - because I had these ideas when I got up two days ago, and they wouldn't let go until I wrote them down. Hope you enjoy.
Future Leisure Suit Larry games - or maybe not
(written 3 December, 2018)
Luxor Larry (in French: Larry De Luxe).
After a rip in the space-time continuum (don't laugh, time in the LSL series was always... flexible... after the end of LSL3), Larry travels back in time to ancient Egypt, and his face appears on the Sphinx.
The ancient Egyptian men immediately assume he's a god and start to worship him, and he teaches them about how to flirt with women, 70s-style.
Hilarity ensues.
(What? Larry gets to time-travel 30 years into the future in "Wet Dreams Don't Dry", so why can't he time-travel into the past?)
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Larry in my Latte.
This game follows after "Wet Dreams Don't Dry", in which Larry has to deal with hipsters in the 21st century.
Larry queues up for coffee. Behind him is a hipster.
Once Larry gets his cup of joe, the barista - as a joke - makes Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf hazelnut latte.
The hipster's about to drink it when he sees the picture of Larry (shades of the Shroud of Turin and similar).
The hipster freaks out, decides that Larry is a god, and starts the First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox. (Men and women separate, of course). Needless to say, the latte becomes a holy artifact.
Hilarity ensues.
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Larry Las Lobos.
This happens just after the events of LSL7 (when Larry won the Best Dressed Competition).
Suddenly, leisure suits are "in", baby - and a movie director sees the news, and invites Larry to play the lead in a new movie.
In the contract, the title of the film says, "Viva L..." but the director puts his cup of coffee on the rest.
Larry assumes that it's a remake of "Viva Las Vegas", and that he is set to play Elvis Presley, so he signs without reading any further.
When he arrives on set, he finds out that the film is actually called "Viva Los Lobos" - a tribute to the American rock band from L.A., California. And it's being filmed on the mean streets of Compton, L.A. County.
Aiiieeee! Larry must escape by any means necessary.
(So what does the LSL theme of sleeping with anyone have to do with it? There's the old stereotype about sleeping with the director - also known as, "So what'd you to win this part, sleep with the director?" etc.)
Hilarity - naturally - ensues.
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What do you think of these, eh?
Future Leisure Suit Larry games - or maybe not
(written 3 December, 2018)
Luxor Larry (in French: Larry De Luxe).
After a rip in the space-time continuum (don't laugh, time in the LSL series was always... flexible... after the end of LSL3), Larry travels back in time to ancient Egypt, and his face appears on the Sphinx.
The ancient Egyptian men immediately assume he's a god and start to worship him, and he teaches them about how to flirt with women, 70s-style.
Hilarity ensues.
(What? Larry gets to time-travel 30 years into the future in "Wet Dreams Don't Dry", so why can't he time-travel into the past?)
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Larry in my Latte.
This game follows after "Wet Dreams Don't Dry", in which Larry has to deal with hipsters in the 21st century.
Larry queues up for coffee. Behind him is a hipster.
Once Larry gets his cup of joe, the barista - as a joke - makes Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf hazelnut latte.
The hipster's about to drink it when he sees the picture of Larry (shades of the Shroud of Turin and similar).
The hipster freaks out, decides that Larry is a god, and starts the First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox. (Men and women separate, of course). Needless to say, the latte becomes a holy artifact.
Hilarity ensues.
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Larry Las Lobos.
This happens just after the events of LSL7 (when Larry won the Best Dressed Competition).
Suddenly, leisure suits are "in", baby - and a movie director sees the news, and invites Larry to play the lead in a new movie.
In the contract, the title of the film says, "Viva L..." but the director puts his cup of coffee on the rest.
Larry assumes that it's a remake of "Viva Las Vegas", and that he is set to play Elvis Presley, so he signs without reading any further.
When he arrives on set, he finds out that the film is actually called "Viva Los Lobos" - a tribute to the American rock band from L.A., California. And it's being filmed on the mean streets of Compton, L.A. County.
Aiiieeee! Larry must escape by any means necessary.
(So what does the LSL theme of sleeping with anyone have to do with it? There's the old stereotype about sleeping with the director - also known as, "So what'd you to win this part, sleep with the director?" etc.)
Hilarity - naturally - ensues.
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What do you think of these, eh?