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Anything can be used as a weapon...

So what we're going to do is display the weapons from CLUE...

And you can pick any weapon, and give a use for it (doesn't have to be as a weapon, itself)...

You pick ONE weapon and say what it can be used for

Just have fun describing creative ways to use said items...


I will begin as an example...

Candlestick... for romantic dinners.

The Knife is for making dinner.

The lead pipe could be bent in the shape of... me!

The gun can be used for killing people, which pleases Dragotha very much! Then Dragotha can steal their souls.

I will use the rope to swing from the trees! It's the best I can get to flying like an air bender!!

You could use the wrench to practice your golf swing.

The candlestick can be used to hold candles. Why, Dragotha does not know. If Dragotha wants light, Dragotha breathes fire!

The candlestick is so tacky you could use it to hang up an A00 poster.

The knife would make a good part of a Crocodile Dundee costume.

I'll use the pipe to make a fancy instrument! Like a flute!

The rope can be used to tie people to the stake. This pleases Dragotha, for he can then barbecue them and steal their souls.

>COMBINE WRENCH WITH ROPE
You tie the rope to the wrench. You now have a makeshift grappling hook. Sort of.

>SWING HOOK
You sling your impromptu grappling hook. It catches a bar on Chesty LaRue's balcony!
But as you try to climb the rope, you find that you're not getting a grip if you don't spin that little wormwheel. The wrench slips, tumbles down, rips your leisure suit and completely mashes your toe.

Time For A Little R&R...
You'll survive that gangrene but that tear in your leisure suit is too much for you, Larry...

The revolver could be used in a cowboy costume.

Yipe! It looks like you set those coordinates to the wrong year. What are you doing back at the Battle of Gettysburg, Larry? Perhaps you should flee.

>FIT KNIFE INTO REVOLVER
Congratulations! You now have a miniature version of a Civil War musket. Kinda.

>CHARGE INTO ACTION
Because of your blue shirt, the Confederates yell "DAMN YANKEE!" shoot you down.

When we say flee, we mean it!
Wearing a leisure suit in 1863 isn't a ticket to fame and fortune, Larry...

Oh I'm so catchy...

>USE PIPE ON CANDLESTICK
You fiddle and push and groan, but finally the lead piping slides into the candlestick.
It sure was a tight fit!
(LARRY THINKS)I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard that!
You'd still be broke!

>LOOK CANDLESTICK
Your persistent pushing got you an extra long candlestick.

>PUT CANDLE IN CANDLESTICK
You can't put the candle in the candlestick while the lead pipe is in there.

>PUT CANDLE IN LEAD PIPE
You can't do that while the lead pipe is in the candlestick.

>REMOVE LEAD PIPE FROM CANDLESTICK
You can't. It's wedged in there firm and tightly.
(LARRY THINKS) I wish I had a dollar every time I heard that!

>PUT CANDLE IN EXTRA LONG CANDLESTICK
You shove the candle into the lead piping end of your makeshift giant candlestick. The candle is too small for the hole (I wish I had a dollar every time you heard that) and slides all the way to the bottom. The candle is now just out of your reach, stuck in the deep end of the lead pipe.

>HOLD LEAD PIPE UPSIDE-DOWN
I don't understand the word upside-down.

>SHAKE LEAD PIPE
The whole idea of the game was to stop doing that, Larry!

>TAKE CANDLE
You try and try but your fingers are too big for that little hole, a feeling totally unfamiliar to you.

>SUCK ON LEAD PIPE
Gary: Ooh! I have another pipe for you to try, my little man-handler!

>SUCK OUT CANDLE
In an attempt to get the candle out of its position, you wrap your lips around the pipe and suck all the air out of your makeshift stick. The candle doesn't give. You try again, again, and suck harder and harder...

Doesn't that just suck?
After your intimate moment with the lead pipe, you start feeling stomach cramps. Not much later you are rushed to the hospital with lead poisoning. Game over, Larry!
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