[2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Mein Deutschen chocölate cake fellen on der floor and was eaten by der mouse.

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i stepped on the tomato looking for gumby

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My tuna was overcooked. I like it sashimi.

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My blueberry pie was used as projectile by Bugs Bunny.

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My Poke bowl was served in a pokeball. The bad pun kind of ruined the experience.

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Mein höt dög was so hot, it burned down the kitchen. Hurty flerty flooping! Then it was a cøld døg.

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The hot sauce was used as ketchup and thrown on.

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My chicken sandwich had too much mayo. Mayonnaise is a very tricky ingredient.

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My chocolate chip cookie fell on the floor and was devoured by the dog.

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My raw chicken was raw! I don't want to get salmonella!

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My chicken parmesan had parmesan on it. I asked for Wensleydale.

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My Venezuelan Beaver cheese is... Venezuelan Beaver cheese. No. Just no.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My fruit tart sat at the bakery for so long that, when I bought it, it was rock-hard and inedible. (When I asked for a refund, they told me they were now a cheese shop).

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Cheese had Norwegian Jarlsberg mold to go with it.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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The lettuce in my lettuce wrap patty was infested with aphids!

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