Three Clues - Who Am I?

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm. Are you alive?

[notbobsmith]

Hmm. Are you alive?

No

[Tawmis]

Are you seen in the massive office?

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you one of the bins that Roger has to empty?

[notbobsmith]

Are you seen in the massive office?

Yes

Are you one of the bins that Roger has to empty?

No

[Rath Darkblade]

Not alive, but not one of the bins. Hmm.

Are you the water cooler (found here, on the right?)

Great place for a chat .......................................................... Scumsoft employees gather around the water cooler for a chat
I'm found in a farm... sort of .................................................. It's a "programmer farm"!!!
Or a "wretched hive" ............................................................ It certainly is

*crosses fingers*

[Tawmis]

Just in case - are you a form of paper product (calendar, note, etc)?

[notbobsmith]

Just in case - are you a form of paper product (calendar, note, etc)?

No, because...

Not alive, but not one of the bins. Hmm.

Are you the water cooler (found here, on the right?)

Great place for a chat .......................................................... Scumsoft employees gather around the water cooler for a chat
I'm found in a farm... sort of .................................................. It's a "programmer farm"!!!
Or a "wretched hive" ............................................................ It certainly is

*crosses fingers*

Yes I am!

Great place for a chat - As you pointed out, water coolers are places for employees to gather and talk
I'm found in a farm... sort of - Close. Offices like this are sometimes called "cubicle farms"
Or a "wretched hive" - From Star Wars: "Wretched hive of scum and villainy" - Scumsoft

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm ... I think I have one.

I need an im-PLANT!
My owner is careless.
Never seen a surgeon.

Guess away!

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a game with "Quest" in the title?

[Rath Darkblade]

We're off to a good start! Yes.

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a game with a fantasy setting?

[Tawmis]

Are ye in a game that is primarily in space?

[Rath Darkblade]

NBS ... no, because ...

Tawm ... yes! I am spaced out.

[notbobsmith]

Are you in an evenly numbered Space Quest game?