You Know You Played Too Much..... (Sierra)

[Rath Darkblade]

... you start having awful nightmares about a guy being hanged in a thunderstorm.

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 2 when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 2 when...

... when you find yourself howling at the moon for some reason...

You know you've played too much Conquests of Camelot when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you start calling people "Milord" and "Milady".

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 3 when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 3 when...

... you use cat hair to make a cool mustache for your date this weekend!

You know you've played too much Conquests of Longbow when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you build your own longbow, and train yourself in archery.

(And if you do this for real ... good f***ing luck. Medieval longbowmen trained since they were 7, albeit with smaller bows to start with. A full-sized longbow is almost 6 feet tall, and requires enormous muscles to string and fire.

I won't even get into the horrendous legal implications of using one of these monsters).

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 1 when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you climb trees for strength training.

Tou know you've played too much The Black Cauldron when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much The Black Cauldron when...

... when you lose your pet, and go out to find them, and as you find clues, wonder how many points you've just earned.

You know you've played too much Shivers when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you go to a museum, and are disappointed when there is nothing scary.

You know you've played too much Laura Bow 2 when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Laura Bow 2 when ...

... you go to a museum, and are disappointed when there is no murders.

You know you played too much Torin's Passage when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you adopt a dog and paint it purple, so it can shapeshift.

You know you've played too much Laura Bow 1 when...

[notbobsmith]

... you are afraid to open closets.

You know you've played too much Codename: Iceman when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Codename: Iceman when...

... when you actually know how to drive a submarine due to the requirements of Codename: Iceman.

You know you've played too much Torin's Passage when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you start writing knock-offs, like Torin's Massage.

You know you've played way too much Police Quest 4 when ...

(... when you start referring to it as Rodney King's Quest? Apparently that's what the half-joke-half-serious-jibe at Sierra was at the time, at least according to Josh Mandel).

[Tawmis]

... you start writing knock-offs, like Torin's Massage.
You know you've played way too much Police Quest 4 when ...
(... when you start referring to it as Rodney King's Quest? Apparently that's what the half-joke-half-serious-jibe at Sierra was at the time, at least according to Josh Mandel).

... when you open the fridge and expect to find a head in the fridge.

(It's actually a reference, they mostly say, to Jeffrey Dahmer. It is hailed as written "racist" because all the African Americans speak with "Jive Talk.")

You know you've played too much Colonel's Bequest when...

[Rath Darkblade]

(It is hailed as written "racist" because all the African Americans speak with "Jive Talk.")

*gasp!* You mean, African Americans don't speak with "Jive Talk"? Oh noes! PQ4 lied to me!

(And yes, of course I know they don't. I've never been to America and I still know they don't. It's not as if every black man is an actor on the movie "Shaft").

You know you've played too much Colonel's Bequest when...

....... your rich uncle leaves you a legacy, and you expect everyone to start dropping like flies.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 4 when ...