You Know You've Played Too Much (General)

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:57 am

... you design your own attraction called Adventureland.

You know you've played too much Frogger when ...

Post by **Tawmis** » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:49 am

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:57 am You know you've played too much Frogger when ...

... when you can't stop re-reading Defenders #131 just because Frog Man appeared!

You know you've played too much Q*Bert when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:43 pm

... you construct a pyramid you can jump on!

You know you've played too much pinball when...

Post by **notbobsmith** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:48 pm

...you stand like a statue, become part of the machine, feeling all the bumbers, always playing clean.

You know you've played too much Kingdom Hearts when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:56 pm

... you go to Disneyland, just so you can re-enact the scenes from Kingdom Hearts where you meet Pooh, Goofy etc.

You know you've played too much "Double Dragon" when...

Post by **Tawmis** » Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:58 am

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:56 pm You know you've played too much "Double Dragon" when...

You and your best friend head into downtown, dressed exactly the same, except different color clothing, and start random fights.

You know you've played too much Golden Axe when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:47 pm

... you throw blue-coloured vases in the air, hoping they'll help you cast magical spells.

Later, when they arrest you for breaking the blue-and-white pots at the Japanese store ...

You know you've played too much Gauntlet when...

Post by **Tawmis** » Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:20 pm

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:47 pm You know you've played too much Gauntlet when...

When one of your friends gets hurt, and you said, "Red Warrior is about to die!"

You know you've played too much TRON when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:23 pm

... you are inspired to learn FORTRAN, PASCAL, and COBOL because you're curious about the names of the levels.

You know you've played too much Paperboy when...

Post by **notbobsmith** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:22 pm

...you try to get a job as one, not realizing that paperboys have been gone for a loooong time.

You know you've played too much Sonic the Hedgehog when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:23 am

... you paint your dog blue (:shock:) and try to train him to do Sonic-style tricks. Needless to say, this doesn't work.

You know you've played too much olde-style Donkey Kong (from the 80s, when Mario was called "Jump Man") when ...

Post by **Tawmis** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:21 am

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:23 am You know you've played too much olde-style Donkey Kong (from the 80s, when Mario was called "Jump Man") when ...

You get a TRAMP STAMP that says "JUMP MAN"...

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You know you've played too much DEFENDER when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:40 am

... you think that blinking fonts in multiple colours are just a-OK and cool-as-can-be.

You know you've been playing too much Frogger when...

Post by **notbobsmith** » Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:26 pm

...you never use the crosswalk.

You know you've played too much Mega Man when...

Post by **Rath Darkblade** » Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:42 pm

... you think an all-blue suit is the height of fashion.

You know you've played too much Sam and Max Hit the Road when...

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