You Know You've Played Too Much (General)

[notbobsmith]

...you own the TV series on DVD.

You know you've played too much Bejeweled when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you go out and buy jewels in real life, just to see what they're like. But now you can't play any more Bejeweled, because you're BROKE.

You know you've played too much Wolfenstein 3D when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you have a very strange view of how Hitler died.

You know you've played too much Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing when...

[Rath Darkblade]

...you try to go racing in your 4WD.

You know you've played way too much DOOM when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you went online to complain about the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie adaptation.

You know you've played too much Centipede when...

[Rath Darkblade]

...you capture some actual centipedes, just to see if they would repeat the same maneuvers as in the game. You are disappointed when they don't.

You know you've played too much Dr J. vs Larry Bird when...

[notbobsmith]

...you shatter backboards, only to find out that you are responsible for cleaning it up.

You know you've played too much Dragon's Lair when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you sample the princess's "Help!" and use it everywhere, even in places where it makes no sense (e.g. on your phone's answering machine -- i.e. instead of asking people to leave their name and number, the machine just yells "HEEEELLLPPPP!!!") Needless to say, this confuses people no end.

You know you've played too much Frogger when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Frogger when ...

... you leap, as you cross the street!

You know you've played too much EVERQUEST when...

[Rath Darkblade]

...you start thinking "When does this game end??? I'm paying $49.99 a month for the servers for this!"

(Same thing with World of Warcraft and other such games, including (back in the day) Diablo II)

You know you've played too much Diablo II when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Diablo II when...

You use the Kenzer "Knights of the Dinner Table" comic and do a parody of Diablo II called Mephisto II.

You know you've played too much WARCRAFT (not WORLD OF WARCRAFT) when...

[notbobsmith]

...you give yourself an Orcish sounding last name (Deathkiller, Bloodletter, Murderbones...)

You know you've played too much LittleBigPlanet when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you crochet your own puppets. (Aw.)

You know you've played too much WARCRAFT (not WORLD OF WARCRAFT) when...

Sorry, I just had to do this one... You create a whole bunch of D&D Orc miners, all of whom say: "Ready to work!" or "Zub zub!"

(Yes, I've been playing WC2 recently. Can you tell?)

You know you've played too much Warcraft 3 when...

[notbobsmith]

...you hate the Reforged release solely on principle.

You know you've played too much Katamari Damacy when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... I have no idea what that is. (I've never owned a PS2, or any other console. And yes, I tried to google it, but it was confusing)

You know you've played too much Skyrim Very Special Edition for Alexa, Pagers, and Fridges, when ...