You deliver the punishment (game)

[Rath Darkblade]

... be forced to read and re-read "How to make friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie until you change your ways and become a bland, middle-of-the-road guy or until your brain dribbles out your nose. Whichever comes sooner.

Roger Wilco, for missing a spot, I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

... be forced to read and re-read "How to make friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie until you change your ways and become a bland, middle-of-the-road guy or until your brain dribbles out your nose. Whichever comes sooner.

Roger Wilco, for missing a spot, I hereby sentence you to ...

I hereby sentence you to clean the toilet at Lefty's!

Alexander, for turning Manananahaha into a cat, without having the proper license to use magic, I hereby sentence you....

[Rath Darkblade]

... to watch Siegfried and Roy, over and over, forever and ever, 'til the end of time. To learn how proper magicians behave.

Leisure Suit Larry, for stealing the hooker's candy, I hereby sentence you...

[notbobsmith]

...to standing on a corner selling candy for charity. He will, however, be forced to stand there with the unfortunately phrased sign saying "Want some sugar?".

Willy Beamish, for disrupting a school assembly, I hereby sentence you...

[Rath Darkblade]

... to be placed in the stocks and be pelted with rancid tomatoes.

(Yes, the punishment doesn't fit the crime, but WB is already notoriously difficult)

Can we do any game? I don't think anything's been said. If so ...

The Grey Warden, for wishing to slay the entire council of mages because they might be abominations (and therefore having to slay Wynne in DAO), I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

I think it has to be Sierra-related, but...

The Grey Warden, for wishing to slay the entire council of mages because they might be abominations (and therefore having to slay Wynne in DAO), I hereby sentence you to...

...having to read each and every piece of Dragon Age fanfiction ever written.

Gnome Ann, for multiple health violations at the Gnome Ann's Land Inn, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... have to read the Preparation and Serving of Healthy & Nutritious Meals Act (Silmaria), vol. 1-90.

The anonymous shark, for taking the arm of Arestes (the Thieves' Guild chief) in QfG5, I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

The anonymous shark, for taking the arm of Arestes (the Thieves' Guild chief) in QfG5, I hereby sentence you to ...

To learn about peace and tranquility in EcoQuest III.

Leisure Suit Larry, for peeing in the alleyway in Leisure Suit Larry II, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

(... wait, he does what?!? When does he do that?)

... to ... find a proper toilet in LSL2, so you can empty your bladder there.

Barbara Bimbo, the vacuous empty-headed ditz in "The Dating Connection" (a show on LSL2, and whose mother comes along the cruise with Larry), for asking such stupid questions on the dating show and making yourself look like a JERK on national television, I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

(... wait, he does what?!? When does he do that?)

Check this post - screenshot to the right.

[Rath Darkblade]

Yikes. It's been a long while since I played LSL2, so I probably forgot that.

[Tawmis]

Barbara Bimbo, the vacuous empty-headed ditz in "The Dating Connection" (a show on LSL2, and whose mother comes along the cruise with Larry), for asking such stupid questions on the dating show and making yourself look like a JERK on national television, I hereby sentence you to ...

... to spend the weekend in the Castle of Dr. Brain.

Larry Laffer, for deceiving the woman into saying you had the winning Lotto Numbers in LSL2, I hereby sentence you to... (link directly to my playthrough of LSL2 - 'natch!)

[Rath Darkblade]

... find out what it's like to be broke, i.e. down and out in Beverly Hills.

Gabriel Knight, for being a JERK to several undoubtedly lovely ladies, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...wearing a leather coat in New Orleans in the summer. Oh wait, he does that anyway. Ummm, Katrina's dungeon in QFG4! Actually, he seems the type who would enjoy that. How about having Gilbert Gottfried do the book-on-tape recording for Gabriel's book... and Gabriel has to listen to it.

Jerrod Wilson (Gold Rush), for using deception to remove your brother's mule from the pen, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be kicked by the mule and fall into the mud!

Katrina from QfG4, for deceiving the naive and trusting hero, I hereby sentence you to ...