You deliver the punishment (game)

[Rath Darkblade]

... get off your throne and do it yourself. Ah, but then Rajah would not be the King Who Never Does Anything(TM).

Leisure Suit Larry, for not washing your hands after using the toilet, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...taking over for Roger as a janitor.

Russel Marks (PQ4, coroner's office), for having a terrible sense of humor, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... tell your jokes to your kids and watch them groan.

Pimp (LSL1), for pimping ( ), I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...being pimped out.

The Manhunter, for betraying the Orbs, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

being betrayed by the Orbs? Sorry, I don't know anything about this game.

Annette Boning (LSL7), for using Larry to "get rid" of her "old man", I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

being betrayed by the Orbs? Sorry, I don't know anything about this game.

If only there was an internet thing - where you can search about things... something called froogle.... zoogle... something like that.
Nah, that's silly. That'll never amount to anything....

Annette Boning (LSL7), for using Larry to "get rid" of her "old man", I hereby sentence you to ...

To be a waitress at Larry Land on the Imagination Network.

Roger Wilco, for messing with the space time continuum - I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... become a Time Lord. That way, you can mess up time even more, to the point of it becoming a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff!

Lefty, for serving sub-standard alcohol in LSL1, I Hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

Lefty, for serving sub-standard alcohol in LSL1, I Hereby sentence you to ...

... to pay for the AA meetings for the guy in the hallway, the bum on the street, and the taxi driver.

Fawn, for tying up Larry and robbing him blind, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... to pay for the AA meetings for the guy in the hallway, the bum on the street, and the taxi driver.

Hold on. The guy in the hallway and the taxi driver I understand, but what bum on the street? Do you mean Steve Jobs in the barrel selling apples?

Fawn, for tying up Larry and robbing him blind, I hereby sentence you to...

... be arrested and taken to jail forever!!! Moo ha ha ha ha ha!

(Look on the bright side - at least she didn't almost kill Larry, like Shannara (sp?) at the beginning of LSL7).

The comedian in the Lost Wages Lounge, for all those terrible jokes, I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

... to pay for the AA meetings for the guy in the hallway, the bum on the street, and the taxi driver.

Hold on. The guy in the hallway and the taxi driver I understand, but what bum on the street? Do you mean Steve Jobs in the barrel selling apples?

No, the bum outside the convenience store - where you get the knife.

[Rath Darkblade]

Oh, that guy! I'd completely forgotten about him. Oops. *blush*

The comedian in the Lost Wages Lounge, for all those terrible jokes, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...an eternity of watching Gallagher perform.

The guards in Raseir, for enforcing a police state, I hereby sentence you to...

[Tawmis]

The guards in Raseir, for enforcing a police state, I hereby sentence you to...

To play the Police Quest series and learn how to properly police.

Sludge Vohaul for making salesmen clones, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... an eternity of having your own salesmen knock at your door at the worst times. Like at dinner-time. Or when you're taking a bath.

(Do I want to know how Sludge Vohaul actually takes a bath? Or if he does? I think I'd prefer to stay ignorant on those)

The Purple Plant from SQ2, for eating Roger, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

a Caribbean cruise! (Honestly, you did the universe a favor.)

The sailors in KQ3, for kidnapping Alexander, I hereby sentence you to...