You deliver the punishment (game)

[notbobsmith]

...no more sequels.

William "Blade" Hunter (Rise of the Dragon), for leaving your apartment without your clothes (everyone has done this the first time they've played), I hereby sentence you to....

[Rath Darkblade]

... be arrested for indecent exposure.

( Yep, I did it the first time I played RotD. "Hey you!")

Leisure Suit Larry, for forgetting to remove the "lubber" after your encounter with the, um ... scantily-clad lady (ahem) in Lost Wages, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...watching a WWII-era hygiene film.

Alexander, for faking his own death in KQ6, I hereby sentence you to...

[Tawmis]

Alexander, for faking his own death in KQ6, I hereby sentence you to...

... to play Codename: Iceman, where you will perish frequently.

Sonny Bonds, for getting a little "too friendly" with Sweet Cheeks while she was in her cell, I hereby sentence you to....

[Rath Darkblade]

... separate cells.

The Big Dude in the PQ1 Jail, for pirating games, I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...having his identity stolen.

The programmers who designed the PQ3 driving sequence, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... re-program it.

Whoever thought up the Cat Moustache Puzzle, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...wear a pornstache for the rest of his life.

The writers who wrote the, ahem, "urban dialect" in PQ4, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... visit Los Angeles -- specifically the "urban" areas -- so you can learn what black people actually sound like.

Leisure Suit Larry, for essentially being a walking-and-talking joke (or Butt Monkey), I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry, for essentially being a walking-and-talking joke (or Butt Monkey), I hereby sentence you to ...

... to actually end up, leading a rather incredible life.

King Graham for just letting your son Alexander be taken away and never look for him, I sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... spending more time with your kid. I mean, look at the sprog from time to time. Play with him. It might save you from some expensive psychiatrist sessions for him later on.

Mananananahahahahahanaman, for having a name that no-one can spell, I hereby sentence you to ...