Use The Inventory Item In The Game Assigned!
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Alexander flies the strange mechanical device towards the three-headed dragon. The dragon flees in fear and confusion at the strange device.
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Pocket watch, The Colonel's Bequest
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Laura consults the pocket watch every so often to make sure she still has time to do everything she needs to within this time block before she misses anything.
Tommy gun, Laura Bow 2.
Tommy gun, Laura Bow 2.
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Laura grabs the Tommy gun to defend herself against Det. O'Reilly, but is unfamiliar with how it works. She hands it to someone named Tommy instead.
Staple remover, PQ1
Staple remover, PQ1
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The Gremlin removes all the staples from Sergeant Dooley's documents. Now all this documents will fall apart! Good job, Gremlin! 
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Flapping Chicken from PQ1, Leisure Suit Larry 1
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Sgt. Dooley removes the chicken from his desk and throws it out the window, landing on Larry (who is very lost). It gives him a brilliant idea! Larry takes the chicken to a nearby farm, since that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. <ba-dum ching>
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The hero thinks "What the heck is this?" and picks up the light sabre. He swings it around -- whum-whum-whum! -- and cuts through a tree like it's made of butter.
The hero quickly becomes a villain, and rushes through the forest murdering everything in sight.
WHUM! There goes Keapon Laffin!
WHUM! There goes Elsa von Brigand!
WHUM! There goes Baba Yaga!
Mwa-ha-ha!
Chocolate Cake, Quest for Glory
WHUM! There goes Keapon Laffin!
WHUM! There goes Elsa von Brigand!
WHUM! There goes Baba Yaga!
Mwa-ha-ha!
Chocolate Cake, Quest for Glory
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As the Hero (a Paladin) takes the Chocolate Cake, his Ring of Truth begins to glow. "As I suspected," he says. "The cake is a lie."
Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, King's Quest
Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, King's Quest
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King Graham uses the Lasso of Truth on the damn gnome to tell him his name without trying to spell things backwards.
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Leisure Suit Larry uses the hair dye, and his hair turns blond. "Oh no," he says. "Not again!"
Magical Boots of Unstoppable Dancing, King's Quest 1
Magical Boots of Unstoppable Dancing, King's Quest 1
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Sir Graham gives the boots to Rumpelstiltskin who immediately starts to dance. "That's for the 'backwards alphabet' thing, you jerk," he says.
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Sonny Bonds returns the rubber chicken to Punny Bones, who's only visiting Lytton. Punny thanks Sonny and jumps back into QfG4.
Sonny turns to the camera and says: "Who the hell was that weirdo?"
Live Chicken, Quest for Glory 4
Live Chicken, Quest for Glory 4
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The Hero gives the chicken to Dr. Mobius so he can finally answer the question: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?"
Answer: To get to the same side!
Microscopic black hole, Space Quest 3
Answer: To get to the same side!
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Er, OK ... but Dr. Mobius is in QfG5, not QfG4. (QfG4 has Dr. Cranium). Sorry, I'm being picky.
Roger uses the microscopic black hole -- and is immediately sucked into it. But he doesn't mind, because it's better than saving the day again and again and not getting noticed.
Bottle of vodka, King's Quest 4
Roger uses the microscopic black hole -- and is immediately sucked into it. But he doesn't mind, because it's better than saving the day again and again and not getting noticed.
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Use Vodka as lantern fuel in the dwarf mine.
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The hero uses the push pin to post up his own notice on the notice board in the Adventurers' Guild. It reads: "Wanted: shampoo for dry, sandy hair. Will pay anything! HELP!!!" 
Dodo egg, Space Quest 1
Dodo egg, Space Quest 1