Three Clues - Who Am I?

[Tawmis]

Wait, what? I don't think I saw any screenshot for that. Can you please provide a link?

https://sierrachest.com/gfx/games/Conquest1/ss/099.png

[Rath Darkblade]

That seems about right. (Incidentally, on the left of that drawing, someone scrawled the name of Pele - the famous Brazilian soccer player - in Hebrew.

Pele is a time-traveller!)

[Tawmis]

I actually now know my answer is incorrect. I know what it is for sure, now. But will wait for NBS to tell me I am wrong, rather than change my answer.

[notbobsmith]

Are you the nude woman (breasts and nether region) seen drawn in the alleyway?

I'm hidden away ----- Hidden in the alley
Someone's idea of a joke ----- someone's idea of joke by drawing a nude woman and hiding it in the game
For a good time call... ----- for a good time call the ladies of the night

No

New clue:
You are close.

[Tawmis]

Yeah. You're the graffiti writing to the far right - the writing "pro bonus tempus apello Berta", which translates from Latin as "i'm calling Berta for a good time". This is possibly a reference to Roberta Williams, founder of Sierra On-Line. When you type "LOOK GRAFFITI", it responds "Let us say simply that it is someone's crude idea of a joke".

[Rath Darkblade]

When you do, does the person on the other side tell you that you're nicked (a la PQ1)?

[notbobsmith]

Yeah. You're the graffiti writing to the far right - the writing "pro bonus tempus apello Berta", which translates from Latin as "i'm calling Berta for a good time". This is possibly a reference to Roberta Williams, founder of Sierra On-Line. When you type "LOOK GRAFFITI", it responds "Let us say simply that it is someone's crude idea of a joke".

Yes, and you are correct with the explanation.

[Tawmis]

You've seen me elsewhere
Come over to me
And I am not there
Was I ever truly there to see?

[Rath Darkblade]

Since you just finished playing QfG2, here's a wild guess: are you the mirage of King Arthur in QfG2?

You've seen me elsewhere.....................................................................................................in Conquests of Camelot
Come over to me, and I am not there.......................................................................................he disappears when you come nearer
Was I ever truly there to see?.................................................................................................obviously not, since he's a mirage. <booming voice> OR IS HE?! </booming voice>

[Tawmis]

Since you just finished playing QfG2, here's a wild guess: are you the mirage of King Arthur in QfG2?

You've seen me elsewhere.....................................................................................................in Conquests of Camelot
Come over to me, and I am not there.......................................................................................he disappears when you come nearer
Was I ever truly there to see?.................................................................................................obviously not, since he's a mirage. <booming voice> OR IS HE?! </booming voice>

Shortest one yet.

I made it easy because I am feeling very, very under the weather. So I was hoping this would go fairly quickly.

Your turn, sir.

[Rath Darkblade]

Ouch! I hope you feel better soon, Tawm.

I'm recovering from a cold, so I might need to have to think about the next one. *thinks* OK.

I am weirdly-shaped
but won't make you fart;
Like Superman (without a cape)
I am a piece of art.

Guess away

[Tawmis]

Are you a game with the word 'quest' anywhere in the title?

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a game with the Earth as a setting?

[Rath Darkblade]

Tawm... er, no.

NBS ... why, yes!

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a Leisure Suit Larry game?