Three Clues - Who Am I?

[Tawmis]

Are you found in LA?

Yes.

Are you found on the ship?

And while the ship is visible in LA, I am not found on it.

[notbobsmith]

Are you a living thing?

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you visible from the ship?

[Tawmis]

Are you a living thing?

I am.

Are you visible from the ship?

I am not.

[notbobsmith]

Are you are person?

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you an animal?

[Tawmis]

Are you are person?

I am.

Are you an animal?

I am not.

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you the host of the two game shows (i.e. "The Dating Connection" and the "Lucky Life" lottery draw)?

Sometimes you have to take a chance
In order to see how lucky you might be......................................................... Larry takes a big chance when he spins that lottery wheel, and gets very lucky
A heart in search of romance
Across the sea! ....................................................................................... Yep, we're in LA, as established.

I am not every lady's dream ........................................................................ the host on "The Dating Connection" definitely isn't -- he's not even in the running
And I am only ever seen on two screens .......................................................... yep - we see him in the "Dating Connection" screen and the lottery screen

(By the way, "Dating Connection" is an obvious - but hilarious - parody of "The Love Connection". Not sure if anyone remembers that show? I only know of it because of Bill Hicks's hilarious bit about it. Praying for Nuclear Holocaust. Warning, NSFW.)

[Tawmis]

Are you the host of the two game shows (i.e. "The Dating Connection" and the "Lucky Life" lottery draw)?

I don't know if it's the same host on both shows, but it's the Lucky Life one I was referencing. I am good passing it on.
(I actually think they're meant to be two different guys? One is Biff or something, and I can't recall if they name the other guy).

[Rath Darkblade]

Umm ... if they're two different guys, then how is he "only seen on two screens"? *curious*

I'm pretty sure it's the same guy. The "Lucky Life" guy looks identical to the "Dating Connection" guy. (Oh, and is it just me, or is the whole "Dating Connection" thing very, very shallow and creepy? And yes, I know: that's the joke).

[Tawmis]

Umm ... if they're two different guys, then how is he "only seen on two screens"? *curious*

Two screens. The "television" screen (black and white) and your computer screen.

[Rath Darkblade]

Aggghhh ... once again, I replied to this. Once again, my reply was wiped. Ugh.

I was *trying* to say that yes, now that I look at it, the Dating Connection guy has brown hair, and the Lucky Life guy has blond hair. So they're clearly not the same guy ... *unless* he has hairspray that can dry really, REALLY fast. (As fast as he can walk from one studio to another)

Anyway, I thought of one. Tawm likes to give hints in rhyming couplets, so to be different, I'll write a haiku!

I don't stay for long
I'm not dependable
Very appropriate

Guess away!

[Tawmis]

Are you in a game with 'Quest' somewhere in the title (King's Quest, Quest for Glory, EcoQuest, Conquest for Camelot, etc)?

[Rath Darkblade]

I'm sorry, but I'm not.

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a Leisure Suit Larry game?