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...you try out some of the recipes at Gnome Ann's Land Inn.

You know you've played too much The Black Cauldron when...

(Good call. I think the most appetising recipe she had was plain old macaroni and cheese).

... you actually buy a black cauldron before thinking what you're going to do with it. Then you decide to:

1. get a witch's outfit;
2. make yourself up to look like a witch;
3. build up a fire on your porch (controlled, of course);
4. fill the cauldron with a bubbling green liquid (water and food colouring); and
5. sit on the porch with the cauldron, stirring it occasionally, and cackle "Hehehehehe!" fearsomely from time to time.

Why? Just to freak out the neighbourhood kids.

For extra points, you make up nonsense rhymes like "Toe of newt and lips of brat, / Children's foot and leg of rat! / If you kids will not behave / In the stew you will go, Dave!"

... or something like that.

Rath didn't cite another game, so...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:09 pm You know you've played too much The Black Cauldron when...

You walk pigs around just for fun.

You know you've played too much Red Baron when...

... you buy and restore a World War 1 biplane so you can fly around the neighbourhood and strafe the neighbours, just for the evulz.

You know you've played too much Mission Asteroid when ...

...you're annoyed at Armageddon for stealing the plot.

You know you've played too much Manhunter 2 when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:32 pm You know you've played too much Manhunter 2 when...

... you walk around with a laptop and wearing a brown robe.

... and people give you money because they think you're homeless.

You know you've played too much GOLDRUSH! when...

... you start sewing your own clothes out of gingham, and go prospectin' in the Coarsegold Hills. There's gold in them thar hills, dag-nab-it!!

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 5 when ...

...you keep a magnet in your dresser and another with you at all times.

You know you've played too much Police Quest 4 when...

... you think that all black people talk like dis, foo'. Don't be dissin' mah hood!

(Sigh. I've never met any African-Americans, but I'm sure that they don't talk like this. Right?)

You know you've played too much "Hoyle's Card Games, Volume 1" when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:59 pm You know you've played too much "Hoyle's Card Games, Volume 1" when ...

You go to Vegas with what you learned.

You know you've played too much Softporn Adventure when...

... you go into random bathrooms in random bars, hoping to find a ring by the sink.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 2 when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:43 pm You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 2 when...

You buy a lotto ticket, just so you can go on a cruise!

You've played too much Space Quest 2 when...

... for a second, you contemplate giving up gardening because you're scared the plants will use their roots to pick you up and eat you. And then you realize that's silly.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 5 when...

...you try to use moldy cheese as a power source.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 7 when...

... you think strange statues can desalinate salty water.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 6 when...