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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:06 am Katrina from QfG4, for deceiving the naive and trusting hero, I hereby sentence you to ...

... sacrifice a patch of your fur so that Gabriel Knight can make a mustache.

Roger Wilco, for stealing and using an ID that wasn't yours, in Space Quest I, I hereby sentence you....

... give someone else your ID so they can use it!

Elmo Pug, for being easily the most annoying antagonist in the Space Quest series, I hereby sentence you to ...

(BTW, I didn't know Katrina had fur? Hair, yes, but fur?)

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 5:40 am (BTW, I didn't know Katrina had fur? Hair, yes, but fur?)

Hahah! I may have confused her for the cat-lady-person who does the dance for the hero.

Aha - you mean Shema, yes?


Fun fact: Lori was rotoscoped to create Shema's dance.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 5:40 am Elmo Pug, for being easily the most annoying antagonist in the Space Quest series, I hereby sentence you to ...

...having your company bought out by EA.

Keith (Sonny's partner in PQ2), for never being around when you need him, I hereby sentence you to...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:07 pm

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 5:40 am Elmo Pug, for being easily the most annoying antagonist in the Space Quest series, I hereby sentence you to ...

...having your company bought out by EA.

Wasn't Elmo Pug's company bought out by someone? *curious* A company that made fighting games, IIRC. We meet Elmo Pug again towards the beginning of SQ6.

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:07 pm Keith (Sonny's partner in PQ2), for never being around when you need him, I hereby sentence you to...

... smoke breaks until you need an iron lung.

Leisure Suit Larry, for sitting and waiting for a plane in PQ2 when you should be hurrying to catch it, I hereby sentence you to...

...a full cavity search by the TSA.

Julanar, for practicing medicine without a license, I sentence you to...

... be stricken from the NERNER (Non-Existent Register of Naturalists, Endoscopists, and Rehabilitators). #Fun_With_Acronyms

Salim (also known as in various circles as either "The Joker with a Toker" or "Hardy Homeopathy Hero"), for practicing medicine while occasionally (or permanently) high, I sentence you to...

#Wordplay_FTW

...working a 9 to 5 office job in a shirt and tie.

Morris Fudley (PQ1), for wasting water by taking excessively long showers, I hereby sentence you to...

... walk out of the shower looking like a prune, then forget where you left your towel and go looking for it in the hall, where you will be found and photographed by "The Gremlin", who will tease you about being out of uniform.

(What, too much?)

Shameen and Shema, for being too-perfct hosts, I hereby sentence you to ...

...being hosts of a Kitchen Nightmares-esque reality show on the Food Network.

Col. Dijon, for faking being an invalid, I hereby sentence you to...

... be one.

Magnum Opus, for being a boastful and arrogant so-and-so, I hereby sentence you to ...

...being ritually sacrificed to raise an ancient dragon. Oh. Wait. That happens anyway. Ummm...

...being forced wear a Ring of Truth, alerting everyone of his lies.

John Rhys-Davies, for saying "You open the door." every single time you open a door, I hereby sentence you to...

... enjoy a throat lozenge.

Pholus the Centaur Weaponsmith, for being so darned curmudgeonly, I hereby sentence you to ...

...watching every episode of "Barney and Friends".

Ryan Hanrahan O'Riley, for going out to pubs with his mates during Prohibition, I hereby sentence you to...