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So Tawm challenged me to do something similar to what goatmeal did with QfG1 (below), since I am a QfG fan and "a vocalist".

I'm not so sure how good I am as a vocalist and in mixing tracks, but I gave it a shot. Please see it attached below.
And here are the lyrics:

Keapon Laffin's Shop

BRIDGE:
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a magic shop!

Verse 1.
It's a shop,
it's very weird --
You can see the air;

Gnome will host
(without a beard) --
there are many artefacts to see here everywhere!

Verse 2.
Don't you mention
fish or sea --
if you do, you'll cry;

Lots to do
(but don't drink tea),
That is what you do with Aunt Aziza by and by!

Pah-PAH!

BRIDGE 2.
Heeeere's ... Keapon Laffin ...
(He will pun and then he will release a puma)

Aaaaand... if you don't laugh...
(He will say you don't have any sense-a humour!)

BRIDGE:
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a magic shop!

Verse 3.
He can sell
some spells to you--
Also point out W.I.T.;

If he scares you,
don't say "Poo!"
Or he will have reason to call you a ruddy nitwit!

Verse 4.
Compliment him
on the air,
and he will be glad;

if you prod him
everywhere,
he will have a reason to be very very bad!

Pah-PAH!

BRIDGE 3.
Keeee-apon's not a jerk,
But he is so very very very very very punny;

Heeee ... never does work,
But he still has lots-an'-lots-an'-lots-an'-lots of money!

BRIDGE:
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a shop!
It's a magic shop!

Verse 5.
Now you have
seen Keapon's shop,
save up all your cash;

You'll need it
for magic rope,
For the end of game where you will have to cut a dash!


Verse 6.
When it's time
to leave Shapeir,
he'll be left behind;

But if you
do save Raseir,
I do not think Keapon Laffin will really mind!
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I hope you liked it. It took me a couple of hours to mix the tracks properly, and another hour or so to create a video!

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:59 am So Tawm challenged me to do something similar to what goatmeal did with QfG1 (below), since I am a QfG fan and "a vocalist".
I hope you liked it. It took me a couple of hours to mix the tracks properly, and another hour or so to create a video!

I see the mp3 - don't see a video?

I can't upload a video, as it's too big. Here it is, hosted on Vimeo:



Or, for a larger screen -- see it on Vimeo, here. Or just press the little "four arrow" button at the bottom right for a full-screen view.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:59 am So Tawm challenged me to do something similar to what goatmeal did with QfG1 (below), since I am a QfG fan and "a vocalist".

I believe there is some confusion:

I didn't do any of that; I only posted the link here for others to enjoy, and gave credit to the originator of the lyrics and vocals.

Oh! Sorry, goatmeal - I thought you were "Simon Melkman". Oops! *blush*

But at least my reference to Tawm's challenge is correct, as below:

Tawmis wrote: ↑Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:38 pm Rath - you need to do this. As an avid fan of QfG - and a vocalist.

The Raking Manure song!

So what did you think of my attempt at this?

Nicely done!

Thank you, NBS! It was fun.

I hope you liked the "Pah-PAH!" business. It was so silly, I couldn't resist throwing that in.