The Royal Wedding Blows. Literally.

[Tawmis]

When I heard the Royal Wedding blows, I had no idea how literal they were...

The little girl's expression only makes it better (too bad she isn't covering her eyes!)

[DeadPoolX]

I wanted to know more about this, so I looked online and found this video which shows, at 5:40 minutes into it, what happened.

She or someone else (probably one of the kids) dropped something and she bent down to pick it up. The "royal blowjob" photo was obviously taken at an angle, which made the whole scene appear very different from what it was.

It's sad that a seemingly innocent act is now the most viewed photo of their wedding; hell, it even has its own Facebook page.

[dotkel50]

WE are NOT amused!

[Rath Darkblade]

Have a look at 2:44. One of the flower girls is picking her nose and then... eugh...

I guess the queen was too tired to wave. Or maybe it was her day off. Her Maj has been queen for the last 64 years and is 85 years old by now, gawd bless her Web-2.0-and-YouTube-enabled-highness.

Incident'lly, I believe only Her Maj could have worn that yellow suit and still not look like a canary. Poor Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, on the other hand... what was up with those hats?!

(Oh, and by the way - no, I'm not a royal watcher, nor do I read women's magazines, but my boss has been going on about nothing else for the past week, so I thought I'd better have a look so that I could have something to talk about on Monday, when she comes in and starts going on about it).

[AndreaDraco]

I'm proud to say that I watched it. Not the whole thing, of course, since it was in the middle of the morning, but long parts of it. And I enjoyed it.

[BBP]

Andrea, you're brave.

At any rate, this made my day:

[Collector]

Even down to the silly head ware.

[dotkel50]

Back when I got married, my best friend said, "I'll wear any bridesmaid dress you want, as long as you don't make me wear a hat!". What's with the Brits and hats?

[Tawmis]

That picture is making it's rounds. I am 99% sure it's a photo edit on the Disney cartoon side, to make the colors match. Because you can see it's not very smooth.