You Know You've Played Too Much (General)

[Rath Darkblade]

... you re-enact scenes from the game. In real life. On a street corner. And film them. And put them up on YouTube etc. for everyone to "enjoy".

You know you've played far too much pinball when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played far too much pinball when ...

People say the song Pinball Wizard is about you.

You know you've played too much CLUE when...

[notbobsmith]

...you hide all of the candlesticks, daggers, lead pipes, revolvers, ropes, and wrenches when you have guests.

You know you've played too much Monopoly when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Monopoly when...

... rather than just renting motel rooms on your road trip, you keep trying to buy them.

You know you've played too much Operation when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you keep painting people's noses red.

You know you've played too much Dr J vs Larry Bird when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Dr J vs Larry Bird when ...

When the movie White Man Can't Jump becomes your life story.

You know you've played too much GAUNTLET when...

[Rath Darkblade]

........... you think that human barbarian, elven archer or human wizard are the only fantasy tropes. EVER.

You know you've played too much Golden Axe when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Golden Axe when ...

... you're about to get mugged so you throw your soda bottle into the air, expecting it to render those around you unconscious when it hits the floor.

You know you've played too much DEFENDER when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you build your own spaceship and fly it over a mountain. Or try to.

You know you've played too much Pillars of Eternity when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you visit a psychic to ask about your past lives.

You know you've played too much Half-Life when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you re-enact scenes from the game. In real life. With real guns. And real people.

You know you've played too much Team Fortress 2 when ...

[Tawmis]

... when you run around doing the gun finger thing, shouting, "Pew! Pew!" and when people don't fall down, you shout, "Hacks!"

You know you've played too much WITCHER 1 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you learn how to smith, just so you can create the Witcher's swords.

You know you've played too much WITCHER 2 when ...

[Tawmis]

... you realize how much you hated Witcher 1.

You know you've played too much Witcher 3 when...

[DeadPoolX]

... when you begin referring to your wife as "Yennefer."

You know you've played too much Space Engineers when...