OK, Tawm. If a film is just entertainment, then how would it be if this so-called "Christina Columbus" showed up in America in a Viper F-16, or in a Dreadnought?Tawmis wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 12:49 am I agree, to some extent. Because for me, it's people telling a spin of (let's say a historical event) where they change a person's color/gender - and to me, that's all it is. Their spin on some historical thing.
Like if they made a movie called "Christina Columbus" - and made it a woman who led the the Spanish Monarchs and did the great big sailing across the ocean, it wouldn't bug me. Even if they changed it up, where she lands, and helps the Indians in some fashion, to make it politically correct. To me - it'd be just a movie.
Sure, it's not realistic. But hey -- that's entertainment!
The colour of people's hair has nothing to do with historical accuracy. (Well, it does, but it's only a tiny part of it).
For the record, "Vikings" is a blend of history and Norse myth. Most of the things they show in "Vikings" (e.g. the siege of Paris) actually happened. Of course they take some dramatic license with the negotiation scenes, or when the king of Northumbria (or wherever) is talking to Ragnar Lodbrok. But since we don't know who said what and when, all we can do is estimate.
Hell, most of the records we have of the Viking period in English comes from The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. This is a yearly record of what happened in England, year by year. But:
a) The monks who created it were extremely biased (i.e. anti-Viking); and
b) The Chronicle was created by several monks, working and living independently of each other.
c) So, there are going to be conflicting reports, missing years, and so on. Why? Because monks didn't care about what some political figures said, they only cared about which monastery (or which kingdom) got sacked by the Vikings.
It's fair enough that you watch "Vikings" for entertainment.
TL:DR -- education and entertainment are not, and should not be, mutually exclusive. i think the more you know (from your reading), the more entertaining a show or film becomes.
Sigh. I wish I could disagree, but you're absolutely right, DPX. Knights in the Dark Ages -- well, let's start again. Knights didn't even exist in the Dark Ages (although it depends on which part of Europe you're talking about, and what period!)DeadPoolX wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:37 am For instance, lots of people think knights in full plate armor existed during the Dark Ages, but that's nowhere even close to accurate. The full plate we associate with knights didn't come into effect until the latter half of the late Medieval period, which ended in 1500 CE.
While we're on knights, people think their armor was so heavy they were slow and needed help getting up on a horse, and if they were knocked down or off a horse, they couldn't get back up. None of that is correct.
Knights, in full plate, were extremely fast and maneuverable. You could literally do cartwheels and run an obstacle course in full plate.
Full plate only weighed about 35 to 55 lbs, which sounds like a lot until you realize it was distributed all over their body (so it didn't feel particularly heavy) and knights began their training when they were seven years old, so they were used to it! For reference, the average infantry soldier in 2021 carries more weight than that (about 100 lbs, but some Marines have claimed as much as 200 lbs) on his back and waist.
Now why does the public believe that BS about knights? Because they've seen that crap in media.
Regardless, knights as we imagine them - i.e. "heavy" warriors who use their weight, and the weight of their horses, to punch a hole through the enemy lines - simply did not exist in the Dark Ages until the reign of Charlemagne (late 8th century to start of 9th). Before that, warriors used horses to get to the battlefield, but dismounted to fight on foot. (Even as late as the Battle of Tours, when the Umayyad Caliphate invaded Europe through Spain and into France, the French warrior Charles Martel's army was mostly infantry).
Why did things change? Because of the invention (or adoption) of the stirrup in Europe, at some point in the 9th century. The stirrup, plus bridles and bits, allowed a mounted warrior to control his steed and deliver a much harder blow. The mounted knight was the tank of his period, but even tanks have weaknesses.
As for why people believe that heavy armour slowed knights down ... I blame RPGs (sorry, Tawm) -- in particular, the Elder Scrolls series.
For the record, I tried wearing some "heavy" armour. For instance, I visited the Household Cavalry Museum in London, where you can try on the breastplate and helmet of a cavalryman in the Household Cavalry.
Sigh! of course Cleopatra VII was not black. She was the descendant of Greeks; it's on her coins, for heaven's sake. Here is one, from Macquarie University (Brisbane, Australia):DeadPoolX wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:37 am And it's more than that!
On social media, there are people who're insisting that Cleopatra VII was black because Egypt is in Africa. This completely ignores historical and geographical details that are important to the time period, person and place, not the least of which is that Cleopatra was not Egyptian, she was Greek. Cleopatra was part of the Ptolemaic Dynasty, which was created by Ptolemy, one of the generals who served under Alexander the Great.
According to these nutcases, do you know who's also black? Mozart! Yeah... Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who was born on January 27, 1756 in Salzburg in the Holy Roman Empire. I can't even begin to imagine the mental gymnastics that one required to think up.
So given enough time and general lack of education (especially when it comes to history), how long do you think it'll be before we have a generation of people who would seriously think "Christina Columbus" is a real person or that Henry VIII was a black man?

She looks more like my grandma!
On the other hand, Cleopatra was a shrewd and ruthless politician, and a tough negotiator. She may have been Greek, but as the ruler of a multi-ethnic kingdom that included Greeks, Egyptians, Jews and Armenians, she knew the value of good PR. So she dressed up as an Egyptian Queen to appeal to her Egyptian subjects, and as a Greek matriarch to appeal to the Greeks. Common sense, really.
These simple truths make her a much more complicated - and more interesting - person than the simplistic "BUT SHE WAS BLACK!!!" argument. :rolleyes:
As for Mozart being black ... ow! I almost broke my brain trying to figure out how that can be true.