'Tis the day t'be talkin' like 'em pirates, bejabbers! Grab yer scimitars, eye-patches, wooden legs and other pirate jiggery, an' prepare t'sail the Seven Seas i'search o'treasure, then grab yer sho'els an' bury yer treasure where no livin' soul shall find it, b'the black beard o' Blackbeard! *grabs a handy rope an' swings away, wi' a yo-ho-ho an' even a bottle o' rum*
(P.S. Please note that I never used the "R" word, which pirates normally use)
